イキマー 𓃠

i hope future me is happy ;)

[イキマー 𓃠 @jjoee___]

📌

[Cinetariz @TarizSolis]

Dibikin ngakak & geleng-geleng kagum sama iklan dari Thailand ini. Kalau liat beberapa detik awal, nggak nyangka bakal promosiin produk itu 😂

Kreativitasnya memang udah next level!

[QRC @QamarRiaz1]

the colors aren't competing
they're collaborating

[ZeroTrace @empiremike_]

"my happiness is my responsibility but i appreciate the people who add to it."

[Nasser @llpoetry]

شكل الشّمس بأكثر يوم تفقد فيه الأمل :

[izzi @IzzraifHarz]

anjirr we offered help because the haze has been affecting us for months la pundek we wanna help you mainly because we want our blue sky and clean air back. it’s not national disaster because it doesn’t happen in Jakarta is it? putanginanjir cibai lahabau bowo hijau.

[杨潇潇 @Vivienyxxx]

设计师是个人才，不对，是天才。

[Moksh @Kher_mujhe_kya]

For fuck’s sake, take photos and videos when you travel or any prestigious moments. You don’t have to upload them. Do it for yourself, you idiot. Stop acting nonchalant. Years later, those memories will hit. Capture the damn moments before they become memories you can’t relive.

[Fero @naoeyeo]

Bahan kainnya apa ya ini gokil kayak menyala di tengah kegelapan

[Nostradaus @Fird_4u5]

Me hugging my cats before heading to PERKESO to file a claim.

[Ms. Angie @AngelMwendee]

All it takes is one good idea, some delusional friends and a Chinese supplier.

[Bimaprawira 📚: A Death in Tokyo, Anggur Kemurkaan @bimaprawira]

Rumahku masih jadi basecamp temen2 buat ngumpul, walaupun jarang banget karena udah pada sibuk. Tapi pas renov rumah, aku memang sengaja nyiapin space buat kumpul2. Kalo ga dipake temen2ku atau istri, bisa dipakai temen2 anakku kelak.

[monty malone's lawyer @wonyucil]

jd inget kelas gue. lupa matkulnya apa kayaknya psikologi. bahasnya teori pavlov. dosennya sebelum ngejelasin nanya ke kelas, "siapa yg tau pavlovian response?" saking sepinya akhirnya gue yg jawab. gurunya muji katany cm gue yg baca materi. pdhl gue tau dari porno bdsm ao3 😔

[曽我農園 SOGA FARM @規格外トマトの世界 @pasmal0220]

みなさん、こんにちは。新潟のトマト農家です。

今までの中で、一、二を争う可愛いトマトを収穫しました。

見た人に良いことがありますように！

[Goddess Women @goddessswomen]

from plus size to one of the biggest bombshells of the decade, i know that's right

[𝘢𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘴 •°. *࿐ @aestheticwabi]

forever in awe of willows

[Mirul @MAA_SNE]

Tak cukup dengan cukai bujang, sekarang minta sekolah buka sampai malam hanya kerana geng terpaling kahwin ni penat jaga anak
Kalau penat jaga anak, jangan kahwinlah BABI
Tugas guru hanya mendidik anak kau, bukan mengasuh
Cikgu pun ada life sendiri
DAH KAHWIN PUN BODOH

[イキマー 𓃠 @jjoee___]

@kinikumantaaa Ngl this is my thought whenever i heard a highkey tall guy looking for a petite lady for their partner. Like i get it that ev one got their own preference but.. sus

[𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 @Somlimokazi]

My therapist once said: “A man is supposed to come into your life and demonstrate that being with him is better than the peace you already have.”

[イキマー 𓃠 @jjoee___]

They talk to me like some kind of balaci. Hang pun school dropout, belajar tak habis. Why chinese malaysian always think like theyre better than malay lmfao

[イキマー 𓃠 @jjoee___]

I used to be super sceptical with chinese ppl but not until i work in sg. Not all but most are just very nice. Then when i work with cina msia again, i realised where i got the scepticsm lol.