Jen

[Jen @jjohnson_07]

I only drink red wine but this is 😂😂

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me: watches a show called Unsolved Mysteries

narrator: the case was never solved

me:

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Me every Monday at roughly 10:30 am

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Florida has banned AP Psychology courses throughout the state:

https://t.co/mQnZWrUrdg

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

How it feels to go to the club when you’re over 30 https://t.co/NMSEnBrL8b

[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

Jimmy Butler becoming the GOAT as soon as the playoffs begin is crazy every time it happens https://t.co/Cib9YJBBFq

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jimmy Butler showing up to dominate the playoffs every year

[LeBron James @KingJames]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️!!! AT ITS HIGHEST ORDER!! 🫡 @jonstewart

[Anthony Dominic @alloveranthony]

The face you make when you announce a baby and not an album

[J. Slai @JSLAi]

Me realizing Rihanna is pregnant again, and we’re never getting another album. 😭

[Jen @jjohnson_07]

@maxrichardson8 @AlexT2105 @morganstu8 @MJKelley1 @MattBertelsen1 But what if you're a lefty?!? Everything smears but the cheap bics for me 😬

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

“This country has socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for the poor."

– Martin Luther King, Jr.

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

*saves video

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

The game changed forever on this day!

I caught it!

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I will die on the hill of being mean to mean people. being mean is only wack when it's unprovoked to strangers. "don't stoop down to their level" actually I will go lower

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

My son got a face tat. Go ahead and bottle feed, it doesn’t matter.

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

Might get cancelled but I find it disrespectful when ppl don't stand for the national anthem. Personally I get goosebumps everytime I hear “𝓸𝓷 𝓪 𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓪𝔂, 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰, 𝒯𝓊𝑒𝓈𝒹𝒶𝓎, 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝒻𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕎𝕖𝕕𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕕𝕒𝕪, 𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟’𝕥 𝕤𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕡”

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

manager: you’re late

me: i can turn around & go home if its a problem