Jordan Morris

life is all about committing to the bit

[Jordan Morris @jjordanmorris]

men that say women are dramatic have never read a history book

[loid @Iveslueur]

me if i was a detective: ok wait omg

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Oklahoma ranks dead last in education.

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

American media literacy remains at an undefeated low
this song is about a man whose life was ruined by being sent to Vietnam by the government!!!!

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

We are witnessing with despair the iniquitous use of hunger as a weapon of war. Burning crops, stealing livestock, and blocking aid are tactics increasingly used by armed militias. As civilians languish in misery, political elites grow fat with impunity. It is time to sanction these abuses and hold accountable those who are responsible for it.

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Doing community work this weekend (knocking on my neighbors doors and making them vote Taylor out the villa)

[Mayor David Holt @davidfholt]

WON FOR THE CITY

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[reilly kate @helloreilly]

He yearns for the Midwest

[aubrey burrough @aubsburr]

the NBA Finals being on at the same time as the Tonys is actually just the plot of High School Musical

[AARON @lidolmix]

her releasing manchild on please, please, please’s anniversary after he embarrassed her😭😭 i love a petty popstar i’m sorry

[jár @jarodzsz]

if you only watched reality tv dating shows you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the united states to be approximately 80,000,000

[໊ @sonohoor]

“my ancestors didn’t wear sunscreen” they had an ozone layer babe

[☆ eros ☆ @claycupid]

stopped mid shopping to gaze at these apples i’m no better than a horse

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

John Oliver went on Stephen Colbert's show to promote Last Week Tonight and #RHOSLC 😅 He’s literally one of us

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

Me after I watched RHOBH s1 e1

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

guys im starting to worry that 2025 is just five 2020s stacked in a trench coat

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

If he actually believed this, he’d be advocating for universal healthcare, parental leave, early childhood education, better schools generally, and myriad other things that make it easier for young moms and dads.

Is he? No.