Jordan Pick

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Career politician

[Skoog @Skoog]

At the end of Ratatouille, the food critic, Anton Ego, ends up funding a small bistro for Remy to cook in.

The avg lifespan for a rat (ie THE HEAD CHEF) is 1.8 years.

This is an absolute shit investment.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Aliens built the pyramids obv

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Joe Biden’s rally. ZERO enthusiasm!

[ⒸⓄⒶⒸⒽ🅱︎🅸🅶🐝𐤆𐤄𐤅𐤄 @LamarBigs]

So let me get this straight, The 🐐 Didn’t like his GM personally, never demanded a trade, went to work everyday did his job until they won 6 championships. But kids today will leave HS,AAU & college teams bc the coach isn’t into to being your buddy or finessing your feelings.

[Ja Morant @JaMorant]

63 of them thangs 🥴

[Matthew Lownes @LownesMatthew]

Randall Cobb’s agent: “2 years $10m. $7m guaranteed. What do you think Bill?”

Bill OB: “Nah. 3 years, $27m, 18.25m guaranteed.”

Cobb’s agent: “we talking about Randall Cobb right?”

Bill OB: “I’ll send over the paper work.” *phone click*

Agent: “the fuck was that?”

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

CDC recommendation of no events of 50-plus people for next two months comes as a number of NBA owners and executives increasingly believe a best case scenario is a mid-to-late June return to play -- with no fans. League's scouting for possible arena dates all the way thru August.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_]

NHL: hockey is postponed indefinitely

*2 hours later*

Canada: we have a cure

[Timeless Sports @timelesssports_]

(2012) Remember when Raja Bell thought he could check Kobe?

Kobe dropped 40 and sealed the win. Bell fouled out.

“He can’t guard me. He knows that.” ♾

[Trae Young @TheTraeYoung]

Can’t make this up...😢
He was with me tonight🙏🏽❤️

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

Posting this from Jay Williams because everyone needs to hear this.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jimmy Johnson finding out he’s going to the Hall of Fame on live television is tremendous

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The United States just spent Two Trillion Dollars on Military Equipment. We are the biggest and by far the BEST in the World! If Iran attacks an American Base, or any American, we will be sending some of that brand new beautiful equipment their way...and without hesitation!

[Amanda 🥱 @mandadidondada]

me on the AUX and driving the tank in WWIII 😭