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Marshall University. $jordyntawney

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

breaking: twilight just received a 2 hour standing ovation from me in my living room after viewing it for the 100th time

[teryn @youngtiddy]

they should make a beer that doesn’t taste like that

[Graham Walker, MD @grahamwalker]

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

[LIL PAPi @lilpapifresh]

Nate’s dad said yea I’m gay but y’all weird , that’s worse lmao

[Brianna Salisbury @bri_salisbury]

True Swifties circa 2010

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Me on my way to critique the outfits from the Met Gala last night

[amelia✨ @thepedrolorian]

why am I laughing

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

no fucking way it looked like that

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Just found a penguin skeleton in the road. RIP little fella.

[Jeff @MuhNameizJeff]

Actually I don’t need gas anymore

[Simon (they/them) @DrilllKnight]

i do not identify as a boy or girl, i identify as a nuisance. an irritant. a fool and a problem