james saunders

What I do is sometimes get a tin of soup, heat it up, poach an egg in it, serve that with a pork pie sausage roll.

[james saunders @jjs770]

What a fucking goal that was

[Phil Juggins @lovingfeeling]

The hangover's finally lifted. Some happy words on a sunny day about #nffc staying up: https://t.co/4n9i2qdcwp

[james saunders @jjs770]

They are useless. Pointless playing 2 x 10’s if you’re not going to try to pass to them & you try to boot/hook every clearance. Also, wouldn’t want to be a fullback in this team. 1v1 every time. Awful#nffc

[B/R Football @brfootball]

This summer's transfer window was wild 🤑 https://t.co/Z0ISbwrvMX

[Certified Vakabon @platinii954]

???

[james saunders @jjs770]

Sideways, sideways, clip into channel, lose it. Sideways, sideways, clip into centre forward, one touch, midfield commits, lose it, trouble. It’s really bad lads #nffc

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

https://t.co/X3OJdLgRVu

[… @United_0623]

A thread of Michael Owen’s worst ever bits of commentary👇🏼

[I.Share @IAMNERDIShare]

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

[james saunders @jjs770]

@JMWB79 Bostock was decent. So was Carvalho. Yates struggling. Diak-wotsit is awful. One of the worst players I’ve ever seen. Must have a top agent

[The Poke @ThePoke]

#ThursdayThoughts

[Barlos 🇳🇬 @Barlosthecat]

Did you know? @The_Proclaimers were sacked from their jobs as groundsmen at @HibernianFC in 1988 because the grass on the pitch was always far too long.

The twins blamed B&Q. They went to Bathgate, no mower. Linwood, no mower. Irvine, no mower.

[The Poke @ThePoke]

The world’s largest eagle looks like someone wearing a costume and people can’t get their head around it
https://t.co/L15Ofytvyr

[james saunders @jjs770]

@JMWB79 Didn’t make sense at the time. Looks really stupid now. He has said himself he doesn’t know the players. Will be a costly experiment. Really disappointing #nffc

[james saunders @jjs770]

Dias is a complete liability #nffc

[Michael Keyes @michaelkeyes]

Raccoons are riding wild hogs into battle against the possums. I guarantee you the media will be completely silent about it.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

I must be ill - I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird. I think I've taken a tern for the wurst.

[james saunders @jjs770]

@heyholly__ @isawfireworks Agree. Secondary question: what is sport? Entertainment or competition? ps - it’s not entertainment

[Jim Cornelius @Jim_Cornelius]

@DKShrewsbury HI Daniel. I zoomed in on your photo, and couldn't see clearly - but - at this time of year, almost certainly, those lemons are imported from South Africa. They come in on a 0% tariff under the entry price system.

Here's some from Aldi.