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hair of the dog

[jojo @jjscraycray]

My mom is less than 500 feet from me. And just called her crying that I missed her. I need more therapy than I’m getting

[jojo @jjscraycray]

Sometimes I sing ABBA so that’s also a red flag

[jojo @jjscraycray]

My biggest red flag is that every time I go to karaoke I fucking sing “how you remind me” by Nickleback.

This is really something I should unpack with my therapist.

[jojo @jjscraycray]

Live, laugh, toaster bath

[jojo @jjscraycray]

Well. Nice little reminder that I don’t like men that much because they all Fucking run me around in circles. That’s also a nice lil reminder

[jojo @jjscraycray]

Imagine my surprise when I found out I like men

[jojo @jjscraycray]

Slowly but aggressively forcing my dad to listen to Hozier.

[jojo @jjscraycray]

Interesting that my platonic soul mate is a fucking 38 year old man. Wasn’t prepared for that

[jojo @jjscraycray]

It’s a Wellbutrin and existential dread kinda night

[jojo @jjscraycray]

I like going on dates with men because it’s a reminder of why I don’t fucking date men

[jojo @jjscraycray]

At least goth girls like the fact that I’m a golden retriever of a human being

[jojo @jjscraycray]

Genuinely horrified that my type is “man holding fish” and “goth girl”

[jojo @jjscraycray]

My coworker told me today that I shouldn’t be trying to meet boys on Grindr. I had to very gently be like “yeah girlfriend. I’m absolutely not on that app”

[jojo @jjscraycray]

Having a hard time with the knowledge that Flavor Flav was one of the founding members of Public Enemy

[Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias]

we just went through two years of parents storming school boards calling masks child abuse

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect children from being murdered at school.

[Rhett McLaughlin @rhettmc]

It’s very difficult for me to believe that the best way to keep people from killing people is giving more people the ability to kill people.

[jojo @jjscraycray]

@lydiaetc Heartstopper is incredible ❤️

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

veggie tales was so good like u know what tomato maybe i do need to find god

[jojo @jjscraycray]

Heartstopper is just.. so sweet and so pure. Will definitely be my comfort watch