j joseph

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[j joseph @jjskach]

Wi-Fi: “connected”
Me: THEN ACT LIKE IT

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Nature does open access

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

no offense but if my friend was pushing me non stop to eat green eggs and ham i’d kick his fucking ass

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

Vibing

[SLANDER @SlanderOfficial]

The CDC recommends that we finally release Walk On Water this year

[Sarah Larson @asarahlarson]

Does anyone else have the condition where someone explains a game’s elaborate rules and your mind just becomes a kind of dial tone

[rob cham @robcham]

Still laughing at this stupid meme

[Ashlynne Gross @Ashlynne_Gross]

One minute you’re young and listening to Broccoli at a house party with a backpack full of booze, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum.

[📸 9¾ Bruce Cares △⃒⃘🐝 @Bruce_Cares]

Millennial administrators tuning theses Zoomers right tf up 😭😭😭

[prance @bocxtop]

how trash were criminals in the 1800s to ever get caught, u could do double murder, grow a beard then move to the next town over and live peacefully forever

[Germain @MarcellGermain]

I earned a degree at 33, I'm just now making over 6 figures and building my first home at 36. Social media will have you believing that you're a failure at 25 if you haven't achieved these things that I'm just now getting. Walk your own path, it'll come.🙏🏾

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

gotta say this is the sundayest saturday I’ve experienced in a minute

[abby govindan @abbygov]

Taylor Swift sang about Jake with the lyrics "back when you fit in my poems like a perfect rhyme" pray tell what the fuck rhymes with Gyllenhaal

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

I’ve seen this like 100 times and it’s never any less impressive.

[Claudius @xclaudius]

me: shit isn’t due till november i got time

november:

[j joseph @jjskach]

@Bacob_Jaker ‘Tis the season

[j joseph @jjskach]

Merry Christmas