Jack Johnson

Sox, Hoyas, Noles

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@Cashmoneyree67 @DanBFox1287 Baseball season is long. Red Sox won more games than the Guardians. Guardians won when it mattered. Doesn’t mean their roster construction is far superior. Nathan Lowe and Jo Adell in the heart of their order. Ridiculous.

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@Bukowskiquot I don’t know man

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@ClownShow99 @FoxNews You’re a total blow hard

[Taylor Murphy @Tay_Murph]

Hey @MLB - wanna get more kids watching baseball?

Maybe start with the commercials.

Watching the playoffs tonight with my kids and here's the rundown:
- Megan Fox selling ED pills in a red bodysuit
- The scariest movie trailer you've ever seen
- Sydney Sweeney in zero clothes promoting betting on sports

Leagues can't figure out why kids don't watch.

You don't need a Nickelodeon game. You're not the Savannah Bananas.

Just show baseball in a way I can leave on in my house.

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@a_bodhisattvas @suprafiziologic @PaulSkallas So you agree then?

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@Jared_Carrabis Off-season is gonna be hellish. Vibes would be better if they finished in last.

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@redsoxstats Literally no one managing this game would make that move. No one on earth. How about any of your good pitchers. Unreal.

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@ChrisCotillo Chad Tracy on retard watch

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@ChrisCotillo

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@ChrisCotillo Off the playoff roster?

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@redsoxstats Score 5 and you win. Anything less and you lose.

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@redsoxstats Casas, Mayer, Anthony, Campbell. Maybe they should jump ship on arias before he stinks too

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@BobbyDlight14 @michaelFhurley If Fred Lynn never accomplished anything when healthy

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@iJordanMoore @ChrisCotillo I mean it’s like fine. Good enough to win, but not elite.

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@BryanHoch Chud ace

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@SportsTaxMan And?

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@Sciosciallism @ChrisKlemmer Meaningless semantics. He defined the era because he was super super good. Wasn’t on as many good teams as Scherzer and Verlander. If Verlander never left Detroit it would be the same thing.

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@Sciosciallism @ChrisKlemmer An afterthought if you knew nothing about baseball. 77 WAR, 225 wins, 2979 strikeouts.

[Jack Johnson @jjsmooth794]

@Sciosciallism @ChrisKlemmer You’d be wrong to