𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞

“there are only two things i love in this world, everybody and television.” #kennethellenparcell

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

"i don't think i'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if i'd known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed." #CalvinsDad

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

In Minnesota, we mind our own damn business.

We don’t need you in the exam room. We don’t need you telling us who we can love. And we sure don’t need you attacking our teachers, students, and schools.

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

[Husband shows wife video on phone.]

Wife: Is this on TikTok?
Husband: I don’t know what that is, is this TikTok?
Wife: …
Husband: It’s a real video, I found it on Facebook.

#OverheardInFlorida

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

"My mom is a pharmacist, she helps people before they die." #OverheardInKindergarten

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

Remember that time when everyone was obsessed with sweet tea vodka?

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

Okay, what the hell.

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

I’m likin’ 2021 so far. 👋🏼🐢

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

I’m likin’ 2021 so far. 👋🏼🐢

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

I love how proud they look, as they should be. These are great, what a wonderful idea! Hope they continue painting, there's some legit talent here.

[#WorldJuniors @WorldJuniors]

It's true... a Bob Ross paint night in Red Deer quarantine revealed some artists in our midst! 🎨

The top 4 (as determined by an official #WorldJuniors team bracket challenge, of course) ⬇️

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

"It's pretty hard but I love doing it, I want to do it for Paul and I have to do it for Paul." Both of these young men are such an inspiration! #RebelHays #PaulScott https://t.co/F9ODjrMjDF

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

Happy that Mark Prior finally got his World Series ring. 🥂

[Senator Amy Klobuchar @SenAmyKlobuchar]

Watch my entire response to Senator Ted Cruz about the Supreme Court vacancy:

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Morning Joe put together a montage documenting Mitch McConnell's shameless flip-flop about the appropriateness of filling a SCOTUS seat in a presidential election year

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

I dunno about you, but I’m far more interested in the defamation case. https://t.co/C7E2Ql2ozr

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

Zoom has got me all envious of people's patios and yards. 🌿🍃

...and dogs. 🐶

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

Time to figure out how to turn a 1BR apartment into an advertising exec's office AND a 2nd grade classroom... 🤔💭

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

*cue The Twilight Show theme*

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

SAVE THE POST OFFICE!

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

Amateur-tip: don't keep your coffee cup next to your paintbrush cleaning cup. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Acyn @Acyn]

Question: Do you regret at all the lying you’ve done to the American people?

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

@captcanucklives @longleysunsport @trev13crys So people who make more money than you are not allowed to miss or be sad about being apart from their family, got it. "My life is worse, so only I am allowed to be upset," must be exhausting.

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

IMO, one of the best Last Week Tonight segments to date: https://t.co/0gr0EFkHII

[𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝄞 @jjsong]

🖐🏼😷🤚🏼✨

[Cubs Insider @realcubsinsider]

SOCIALLY DISTANCED WALK OFF PARTY LET'S GOOOOOO