JJ “lord Christmas”

English Teacher ✊ writer ✍️ Lover of the macabre 😈punk rocker 🤘Arid sense of humor 🏝 Husband/father 👨‍👩‍👦 he/him #blacklivesmatter

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If u know me u know I low key love Xmas high key love the gratest rock n roll band of all time! Totally stoked for my homage to Merry Christmas (I don’t wanna fight tonight) to appear in this wicked anthology w amazing writers.
PS: s/o to my CW students for their feedback

[Fahrenheit Press @fahrenheitpress]

Hey ho, let's go...

#GabbaGabbaHey #Ramones #Punk

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Ok look: I am absolutely for the indictment of Donald Trump for his role in the Jan 6 insurrection. However…is anyone else scared of what wi... https://t.co/OFewVNsXZf

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Where did I put that binder? https://t.co/nURKieLWA6

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Hey follow me on Threads. Elon Musks experiment is wack and toxic https://t.co/jUGlE52MIY

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“The lawn needs mowed”

Ok I’ll wait until the literal hottest hour of the day to do it. La La La https://t.co/B7vMtG7kzV

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The most important thing we can do as educators is just really worry about everyone dresses 🙄 https://t.co/dbVc4WtEUI

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How long is this woman gonna look at the parmasean cheese selection?

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😂

[The Onion @TheOnion]

CEO’s Company-Wide Email Inspires Employees To Start Looking For Different Job https://t.co/ceZTUpcvmE

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My phone autopredicts the sentence “I’m running late “

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Children React To Loosened Child Labor Laws https://t.co/x1oZlUyOM6

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Haven’t been on here in months

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Why does pasta have to have carbs tho?

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I love my job. But there are days where I’ve felt like I hated my job. But I hope I never feel like I hate my job as much as the hostess at this Cracker Barrel

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WEDNESDAY at 1pm ET:

The 1-2-3 Kid, DX member, WWE Hall of Famer, @TheRealXPac returns to #WWETheBump!

Drop your questions now or we've got TWO WORDS for ya! 👇

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Tucker wanted to watch “the transformers where Hot Rod turns to Rodimus Prime” and I put it on he cuddled up next to me willingly. This is a rare occurrence and I’m in heaven rn

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Well that turned into an unexpected adventure

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After climbing this far, Tucker says, “dad I have to poop”

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We bout to do Pinnacle in the rain screw it

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Tuckers obsessed with numbers rn and his fave seems to be 69. “Was this from 69 yrs ago?” “Was I baby 69 years ago?” “How much is that you, 69 dollars?” (My laughing every time probably doesn’t help)

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@KittyCupcake15 You may now decorate for Christmas and listen to Christmas music. So it has been decried

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We get our real tree on the weekend AFTER Thanksgiving. The rest of you be doing Christmas way too early. Everyone should do what my family does. And while I’m at it do whatever I say all the time