Joe Johnson

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@jakethornton I keep wondering what would happen if like Baz Luhrman’s Romeo and Juliet came out today what the vibe in certain circles would be.

Or any number of other movies that used ancient IP as the basis of a modern film.

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Just heard a rap lyric that said:

“You’re gonna take it up the ass just like a ventriloquist”

I mean… I think someone is doing puppetry wrong.

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Congrats to Spain for being a machine the entire tournament.

And big ups to tiny but mighty, Cabo Verde, who now have bragging rights about pulling a tie on the World Cup champions.

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LOL - Infantino trying to run across and drag Trump away from the Spanish team so they can have their moment and get photographed without him.

Then the fake smiling disappointment when he wasn't fast enough and just gave up. And finally relief when he was able to get Trump off.

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@AntiToxicPeople And when he kicked the ball... I don't know if you know this but I met Messi once. And I told him. Think about it. I told him he should kick the ball. And nobody ever thought about it that way before. It's unbelievable. And that's what he did he kicked the ball. That was me.

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@Angry_Staffer Also where the hell is Mitch McConnell?

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Get first new iPhone in 4 years

Had it a week

Knock over whiskey bottle on the counter and give it a thorough soaking

Cuz of course I did

New ones are liquid resistant though right?

If my wife sees this - it’s just a scene I made up for a new script, I swear

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@EricLDaugh Yeah well in that same interview he said Millions of ballots showed up out of nowhere to deny Spencer Pratt a spot in the LA Mayoral runoff.

(there was less than a million total votes for all candidates combined)

So... Not sure he's too accurate with numbers.

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@atrupar The Constitution... What ever is it for?

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@atrupar There weren’t even 1 million ballots cast total in the mayoral primary. Once again, Trump out here inventing his own reality that has nothing to do with the facts of anything.

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Starting to believe the Argentina conspiracy

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@theyoungilkim My daughter’s University has super strict rules where they have to sign that they won’t even use AI for simple searches, let alone deeper research, copy edit, or generative writing and I’m like… How the hell can they possibly monitor that at this point?

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@3_toed_prophet @holland_tom Except this film met all diversity requirements for the Oscars before the first person was even cast. So that argument is actually 100% irrelevant. Maybe you should read the academy mandates and learn what they say before commenting on them.

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@unikunka Not only that but European models integrate the financial system of youth academies with the bigger leagues so there is an actual trickle down of money from player sales and team revenue to the youth teams, allowing them to operate without charging fees.

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LOL - FIFA not gonna escape these "Argentina gets special treatment" allegations if they keep up with decisions like that.

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But England might be the spoiler

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Who’s gonna giveaway possession more times today - Robinson or Dest?

Hoping Dest settles his nerves and gets himself in the game. But… so far he and (normally leaky) Robinson both looking bad.

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LOL calling it though - willing it into the universe - Robinson about to give an assist or score himself. (#hopeful)

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I don’t have high confidence in England chances but rooting for them anyway.

My actual expectation is France muscled through to another WC title.

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Decent run for US but they just did not show up tonight. And despite earlier results some of the roster choices were very suspect.

Anyway…. I’m rooting for England now.

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Annnd sad way to end for Richards cuz he was pretty great this tournament

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Wow. Finally. That Robinson sub is about 60 minutes too late. Complete failure tonight