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incoming @ Millennium | cs @Cornell

[JJ @jjtwofive]

@KevskiZhang the door out of the permanent underclass closed 💔

[JJ @jjtwofive]

@mil000 Imagine how much more alive it would look with a homeless encampment

[JJ @jjtwofive]

Thursday 10 AM parade gonna be lit for the unemployed

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

“The ticker-tape parade is scheduled to start at 10 AM by Battery Park and travel north along Broadway through the Canyon of Heroes before concluding at City Hall,” NYC mayor’s office says

[JJ @jjtwofive]

Word on the street says this is called LoDel now

[JJ @jjtwofive]

Every day someone creates a new funnel from the poor to the rich

[sophmich @michellezfr]

hi im michelle and im excited to announce that im joining @AruvalHQ as cmo!!

still in high school, 17 y/o but im relocating soon

we're building a no-code algorithmic trading platform that lets people build and run trading strategies without writing code

join the waitlist here: https://t.co/obSkOP0hna

[JJ @jjtwofive]

Why is every “X is the hardest sport” argument justification just “professional athletes from other sports couldn’t play X”

[Elf @yElff_]

Soccer is the hardest sport in the world to play. To put it in perspective you can take any active NBA/NFL player and they would not one who be able to get by me and score I haven’t touched a ball in 3 years. I’d put 100k on it.

It’s hilarious how bad a top NFL or NBA player looks tryna play soccer 😂

The US starting 11 are some of the best athletes the country has don’t fantasize about how good these other athletes would be at soccer prolly not that good.

[JJ @jjtwofive]

@KevskiZhang agree with the second one lowk

[JJ @jjtwofive]

@sugarjammi look up eliz digital in chinatown

[JJ @jjtwofive]

Time for @EliLillyandCo to start hiring “prompt engineers”

[Tenobrus (→vibecamp) @tenobrus]

sorry how exactly did u guys think this was going to go? u thought Anthropic was going to build the infinity machine that can cure all diseases and prevent aging... and then let fucking Eli Lilly extract that and get the patent?

*the labs are going to do all of it*

[JJ @jjtwofive]

Thank you!!!

[Ian Sowden @SowdenIan]

If anyone wants my Bryant Park ticket for the #knicks I can't make it

[JJ @jjtwofive]

You’d think at the Union Square stop they’d put the U in a square and not a hexagon

[JJ @jjtwofive]

The larp never ends

[JJ @jjtwofive]

“I hate AI except for when I actually do support it but I call it something different”

[JJ @jjtwofive]

Opened a girls instagram story about her first week in NYC and it was just Central Park with Ken Griffin’s penthouse in the background

[JJ @jjtwofive]

Why do AI companies even bother advertising in NYC at this point

[JJ @jjtwofive]

@KevskiZhang Why not both 😈

[JJ @jjtwofive]

New York I am inside you 😈

[JJ @jjtwofive]

@cake_financial @EvMassachusetts @gurgavin For large orders, the effective price gets worse on prediction markets. Not sure whether insurance companies can still compete though

[JJ @jjtwofive]

@KevskiZhang could at least post the other version

[JJ @jjtwofive]

happy pride month to these tech industry titans 🏳️‍🌈💪