Philip

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[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

Please date someone who’s always excited to fuck and have sex with you

[Philip @jjuanflip]

gutoma oy

[Zay. @maybezavion]

Before. During. After.

[Philip @jjuanflip]

based on his following sa 🧵, MIU diay type ni crush

[Kristoffer @indiohistorian]

Does she realize that this is basically a confession of how the police did it during her father’s presidency? I hope the ICC prosecutors are listening.

[ً @wtffrio]

please 🙏🏻

[ʜᴀɴɴɪ ☆ | iya @hanniehae1008]

historically correct lol

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Lord, I thank you for my job, but if winning the lottery is in your plans, I am here and ready. Amen.

[Philip @jjuanflip]

YAWA HAHAHAHAHA

[Tito Marco @AkoSiTitoMarco]

Huwag namang ganito. Huwag naman sanang i-retweet at ipakalat ito.

Please don't share this because it's so funny. 🥹

[aether @bluewdrift]

Keep your problems smaller than your life. A flat tire is a flat tire. A bad meeting is a bad meeting. A canceled flight is just an extra two hours. These things become catastrophes when you let them. But they stay manageable when you remember the depth of your real life- the people you love, the work you care about, the beautiful years still ahead. Zoom out. Fit your reaction to the size of the problem.

[Mubadala DC Open @mubadaladcopen]

👏 Welcome to the Final, Alex Eala 👏

She defeats Osaka 6-4, 6-2 to reach the biggest final of her young career!

#MubadalaDCOpen

[💃🍒 @naomi_pear7162]

Keeping his d!ck inside you while you sleep is the hottest thing a man can do.

[Philip @jjuanflip]

daghana gwapo hunat sugbu runners oy 😍😍

#AlterCebu

[Philip @jjuanflip]

how I wish that was me taking photots of you 🙁

[sabs ⋆˙⟡ @xcyberprincxss]

wanna be fucked by a tall, dominant, nerdy man

[༄ @ramondaterd]

2016, 2022 pa namin pinagsisigawang adik at magnanakaw ang mga Marcos, kayo lang ang ayaw maniwala. Pinananagot sa mga ninakaw at atraso sa kasaysayan at bansa. Kayo lang itong nabudol. Tapos kasalanan pa rin namin ngayong 2026?

Imagine, isang dekada na kayong tanga.

[Philip @jjuanflip]

lami absent ugma 😮‍💨