John Juback

Full-stack software engineer (.NET, TypeScript, React). Carnegie Mellon alumnus.

[John Juback @jjuback]

@JoshYohe_PGH Back in the 80’s, Phil Musick of the Post-Gazette used to call it “the TV show you can wrap fish in.”

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@TheCousinSal That’s 2 more than the Mets got today

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Super Sky Point to Dave Parker. Anyone who’s followed me for a while knows how I feel about the man. His throws in the 1979 All-Star Game burned an impression into my 7-year-old brain that’s endured for nearly a half-century now. He was the first player I ever saw wear an earring, a pillbox hat-wearing, swashbuckling urban badass who wielded heavy lumber like a toothpick and made big league pitchers weak in the knees. And that arm? It was a nuclear missile launcher.

I’m sad he won’t be there physically to be enshrined in Cooperstown in less than a month. But I’m happy he passed secure at last in the knowledge he will forever reside among baseball’s immortals. Have your lighter handy, St. Peter, because smoking one with the Cobra will be a privilege. #RIP

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@Dejan_Kovacevic Free advertising for the site?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Cooperstown is now flavor country, motherfucker! CONGRATULATIONS to Dave Parker and to Dick Allen in heaven. I’ve said it many, many times on this platform. Today is sweet justice for two sweet bastards. You earned it, gentlemen.

[Dave Dameshek @Dameshek]

The Steelers are named after the mid-century heroes who forged the steel that built the tanks & ships used to defeat the Nazi scourge.

The Ravens are named after a poem written by a Boston native who married his 13-yr-old cousin, moved to Baltimore, got drunk & died.

#BALvsPIT

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@LennyLeonard77 @NFL_Scorigami This was the game where Turkey Joe Jones slammed Bradshaw head first into the turfigami.

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@RP3987 @JoshYohe_PGH vegetarian

[Benstonium @Benstonium]

Commanders Jump Offsides, Lose to Steelers

"Curb Your Enthusiasm" Remix 🤣

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@billbarnwell @robertmays Eberflush?

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

MIKE DUUUUUB

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@billpeduto I do not need to see the injury lawyer twins DURING the game.

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@Gunning_247 @edsbs

[Ghost of Whip @GhostofWhip]

Pat Narduzzi, Neal Brown and James Franklin when it comes to having their teams prepared for anything resembling a big game in the slightest

[Azriel Mari @MrMariae]

It’s time for the reminder

[John Juback @jjuback]

@constancegrady Pittsburgh too

[John Juback @jjuback]

@HollyAnderson The Yinzer accent in this ad is sublime. The only thing missing is calling DJT a jagoff.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

NEW AD: “Little silver spoon boy Donald Trump. How is he relatable to me whatsoever?”

Airing during the Steelers game today.

[Amanda Godsey @AmandaFGodsey]

Since apparently hate towards Puerto Rico is being spewed on stage at MSG, just going to post the words of a great Puerto Rican.

What a difference between this great man and ugly people full of hatred.

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

Downtown. 414 Grant Street - City County Building. Real Time Crime Center reports in that there is an orderly protest of about 15 people with signs asking Bob Nutting to sell the team.

[𝕂𝔼𝕄𝔼𝕀𝕌ℕ 🪷 ℝ𝔼𝕏 @yourlittldogtwo]

A reminder:

It was Jared Kushner and the Trump administration who gave @washingtonpost writer Jamal Khashoggi to the Saudis, dismembered with a bone saw and liquefied in sulfuric acid.

But in a contest between Harris and Trump, Jeff Bezos can't make an endorsement.