@adribbleofink I wrote a report about aardvarks in 2nd grade and got so into them that I wrote a letter to a stuffed-animal co. suggesting they add one to their lineup. About 6mos later, I got a big box w/ a stuffed aardvark and a letter saying “We took your suggestion, and we named it Clark.”
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, “See ya Monday-Bundy” and I can’t imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for it.