Jungle Kat

the neon goddess next door ⚡️
dance 💖 burlesque 💖 thirst trap art ⚡️
big heart ✨ tiny outfits

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

@SonjoLasagno Fuuuuuck… I’m so sorry. I believe you. 💜

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

@slutforsnax Or sorry, Homecoming at the Warehouse

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

@slutforsnax Baby! Going to Man Up tonight if you wanna join!

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

Co-opting leftism to push her own agenda. Leveraging friendships with marginalized people as clout. Using money to buy acceptance and intimacy. Thriving off of drama and the pain of others. Harassing. Intimidating. Manipulating. A bully through and through..

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

I’m just so happy that this person will have a hard time finding more people to hurt. Not so much a performer as much as a politician. Her best performances were off stage, as I watched her methodically kiss asses, only to throw people under the bus when the optics made sense.

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

Pretty please 🥺

[Remy Dee @RemyDee504]

Producers, I am BEGGING y'all to stop using Facebook as the ONLY means of communicating with performers.

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

@LolaFrost Omg you’re gonna make the best dog mama! 🐶💜

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

@slutforsnax Would look so great on you!

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

A trip to Cali to see wifey, assistant manage/teach classes at a clown fitness camp for her, and shake my sillies out at my first festival since 2018???? Uuunnnfff yes fucking please 🤩🏋🏼‍♀️

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

@livefoodgirls @jonashby Beautiful! 😻

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

Oh hey just picked a blemish on my forehead like a Super Smart Person and made it 1000x more noticeable like always so excuse me while I talk myself off the ledge from giving myself bangs ✌🏼

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

*to

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

The more I’m learning about garment construction, the more hilarious it is so me that my baby burlesque self would be like “no pattern, no plans, just vibes” and earnestly attempt to make a costume out of a lace curtain I found at value village for $3.

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

@slutforsnax um yes duh! come sometime 💜

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

some friends and i spontaneously went dancing last Saturday, and i got so excited and turned the party so hard that the DJs offered me standing guest list, no line, no cover, for me and any friends i bring (plus i drink for free) 😹

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

@thatbitchlu lol 💜

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

smokin joints while your man edits your music and gives you intermittent lap dances >>>

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

@lulushortfor The Osa Peninsula! great surf for all skill levels (im super beginner but was with pros), stunningly beautiful and jungle-y, animals galore.. probably my favourite place i went to in CR

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

Thinking how I wanted something like a smoothie for dinner, except hot… And then I remembered soup 🙃

[Jungle Kat @jjunglekat]

@Shaydozer Met my love through mutual friends at a camping bday party. We were like magnets and kept giggling and holding hands, cracking jokes and vibing. He took me off-roading in his truck to show me a tree that he thought I’d like for our first date. He’s the sweetest man I’ve ever met.