rock lee’s drunken fist

[DIRECTOR OF THE DIVAS. 🫡 @ScotLouie]

Jordyn Woods really the head of the sunbeams now.

[Glamorizing Tech👩🏾‍💻💓 @princessxap]

Everyone texts and drive a bit too much for my liking. Driving in two lanes. Going 30mph. Pull up, they’re texting. Like good grief.

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

“Women are gold diggers” -someone with no gold, no silver, no bronze or plastic.

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

Shout out to the strippers of NYC tonight. I hope you make your yearly salary in one weekend!

[….. @SUSHIBLOODLIVES]

It’s not.

[t. @taeseru]

mind you this is romantic af

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

unfortunately i don’t wanna hear nothin that don’t sound like what i wanna hear

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I admire girls who refuse to fit in.

[❔❔❔ @14152651sS3xy]

henley’s on men with big biceps >>🫦

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

I thought in Texas you could basically walk around with a gun taped to your forehead.

[☿ @mercurialsarah]

men hate it when we call them girl like damn sorry bitch

[Thug Nasty #THEVIRGOAT @THEEThugNastyyy]

Hey, when your phone dies, please don’t charge it again.

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

i love when people find out about a talent of mine and their first response is “what can’t you do?” literally nothing babe, there’s nothing that i can’t do

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

I hate seeing ugly niggas complain about ugly feet, nigga you is the ugly foot

[Drebae @Drebae_]

The fact that $150 worth of groceries can fit right in the front seat of your car is actually insane…. WE’RE DOOMED

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[V.Smith @vincsmith]

Sparkling water