jason juretus

All thoughts, ideas, and tweets are strictly mine, and probably funny

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

More. Of. This. 🙌

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@SluggoDoug, thanks for the shout, yep Vyv and I are back trying to enjoy as much summer as we can! If I could just coax her into the pool...

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@SluggoDoug also

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@sluggodoug Its not from a song, though I quote many, often

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@SluggoDoug this is Vyvyan, we're relaxing on the pool deck listening to you on 1stWave!

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@JennNJM check out @ dog_feelings

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

Late to the party, but this is brilliant, Kate Robbins doing Victoria Wood doing James Bond (‘doing’ in the old sense of the word)

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@AdrianEdmondson I'd vote for you, if you promise to dress as Vyvyan for at least one appearance each month!

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@Dawn_French I could sit there all night, with a small, smouldering fire, gazing at the stars, and rest under that moon. Soothing

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@Dawn_French @L3GSV I keep trying, but I always fall off the couch

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@AdrianEdmondson @AngieCQuinn @BottomStuff @talkingbottom Was she a hamster?

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@JeremyClarkson Rather hear light aircraft flying over than fighter jets

[Stuart Antony @STU_ACTOR]

This is Toby he is now working from home...

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@JeremyClarkson Halfwits often have the ears of many intelligent people, sadly

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@JeremyClarkson No fucking way, but nor should anyone be out for non-essential items!

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@JeremyClarkson @karhukoti @Garry51799839 That The Mail twisted that up is hot garbage. As an 'essential business' manager, I have to travel each day, that would mean a minimum of 3 buses, tell me how that's less exposure than my RS5? Nobody else is touching her, can't say the same for 3 buses

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@MrJamesMay You're still presenter, sir; just not editor

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@dave5wol @MrJamesMay @FoodTrb @DRIVETRIBE Sounds delish!

[Dave Wol @dave5wol]

CHEESE @MrJamesMay REMIX @FoodTrb @DRIVETRIBE https://t.co/JzOPjToBD0