Jarrod Winter

Homemaker with an Etsy store

[Jarrod Winter @jjwinter]

To all of my follower(s):
I’m out. I’m on Threads with the same handle. I can’t support that shithead anymore.

[Paul Myers @pulmyears]

Hear me out!

Impossible Soylent Green,

100% plant-based but with that great human taste.

[Smooth Dunk @SmoothDunk]

Here’s A Comic About Infinite Possibilities

[Old Ric @old_ric]

When Cormac McCarthy wrote that you forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget, he was talking about how every embarrassing thing you’ve done will forever be on the internet, and everything you need will disappear when you need it most.

[Jarrod Winter @jjwinter]

“You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves.” - Leviticus 19:28
Just in case anybody feels like using obscure Bible verses as an excuse to discriminate against others.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

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The pattern might be complicated, but getting one isn't. ➡️ https://t.co/xE7zJ8CM28

[Sometimes I'm Interested @nowthethingis]

@jjwinter

[Jarrod Winter @jjwinter]

I just finished watching a certain show on a certain streaming service about a certain chef in a certain city, and that show is known as…

[Ron Sullivan @ChefRonSullivan]

How many Lowes would a Rob Lowe rob if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?

[Jarrod Winter @jjwinter]

Anybody can make a dad joke, but it takes a special person to make a father joke.

[Jarrod Winter @jjwinter]

If you were wondering if a Spectrum remote can survive going in the washing machine and dryer and survive, the answer is yes.

[Jarrod Winter @jjwinter]

I can’t believe The Bear has every actor in the world in his family.

[stochastic troy parrott @bootcutgenes]

The Oppenheimer marketing team has an opportunity to do the funniest thing possible

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

The movie Grease turns 45 years old this week, which means now it's old enough to play a teenager in the movie Grease.

[Jarrod Winter @jjwinter]

I remember watching this live.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

And now let’s watch this guy cheat death in the upper deck of Riverfront Stadium with Skip Caray and Pete Van Wieren on the call.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

darth vader: can I say—and this isn’t pc or whatever, but I actually think it’s good to cut off ur kid’s hand. my dad—not real dad but basically he was—he cut off mine, and now I have a death star

joe rogan: wooow. like I hadn’t thought that, but hearing u say it, it makes sense

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

This is spot on. I’m so doing this from now on.

[Jarrod Winter @jjwinter]

@EndlessJeopardy What is my bottom?

[Brandon McCarthy @BMcCarthy32]

This is fucking pathetic. How is this not disqualifying? This toad is the steward of a glorious sport, dripping with history and he feels entitled to mock fans who are making their voices heard as he sits by and caters to hiding billionaires? Why do we accept this in our culture?