jjwraith

We’re on a mission from God. Cashapp/Venmo: MrJosephWraith

[jjwraith @jjwraith]

I am your guide through these vast new realities. Follow me and dare to face the unknown, and ponder the question…DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

The older you get, the quicker you figure out who is fake, who is real, and who is worth the effort.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

-No girlfriend
-Gym 5x a week
-Same 3 friends
-One delusional crush
-8hrs work
-Life is good

[jjwraith @jjwraith]

I wonder if birds ever think to themselves: “this might sound crazy, but today, I’m gonna try to kill two people with one stone.”

[jjwraith @jjwraith]

@beyoumf Hmm. Nah.

[luna @lunarfq]

The call I never want to stop seeing.

[jjwraith @jjwraith]

@Maximdidierr If I’m honest? $5000.

[jjwraith @jjwraith]

@LaurenAlexis_x To have my rent paid for the next year would be pretty cool.

[jjwraith @jjwraith]

@LaurenAlexis_x To have my rent paid for the next year. But….wishful thinking. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[jjwraith @jjwraith]

Dude is an awesome actor.

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

Paul Dano is officially the first actor to ever be successfully "Reverse-Cancelled".

"He's been Renewed."

(Source: https://t.co/eMglWuth8H)

[jjwraith @jjwraith]

It’s almost 2am and the entire floor of my apartment building smells like fried chicken. Make it make sense.

[jjwraith @jjwraith]

I have spoken to the Earth. I have scaled every tree. I have crawled through the trenches. And through it all, I have learned one thing: HATERS GONNA HATE.

[Freja @FrejaSmiles]

I speak to the wind, hoping it recalls your name. It answers in sighs, folding your silence into every corner of my longing.

[jjwraith @jjwraith]

Okay kids, let’s leave out beer, pizza and trucknuts for Captain America tonight.

[jjwraith @jjwraith]

I’m one minor inconvenience away from permanently adopting the personality of Deadpool.

[jjwraith @jjwraith]

Mini-me, stop humping the laser.

[jjwraith @jjwraith]

Damn, they’re gonna stop making pennies. That’s crazy. Who knew a president could be taken out twice? Too soon? Sorry.

[Thad “box muncher” Castle @thadeuscastle69]

I guess I’m just fucking retarded

[jjwraith @jjwraith]

So is the funky music just what the white boy instinctively plays, or is he being forced? I gotta know.

[jjwraith @jjwraith]

So if Kevin Gates has a phone for the bitches, the dough, the plug and the load, doesn’t that mean he has 4 phones and not 2? Asking for a friend, which is me.