Jordan Kachnovitz

Life's a garden: dig it.

[Steph Veerman @stephyj725]

my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is

[RELLIKISS @RELLIKISS_]

Im hollerin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾 my lyin ass didnt know that man & I aint never been in that store in my life 🤣🤣 I just wanted to be on TV 😂😂😂🙃

[Jordan Kachnovitz @jkachnovitz]

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[Kyle Snyder @Snyder_man45]

Thank you.

[Skylar Murray  @LYNNsanity10]

Clay started today as a pitcher, and will be ending it as a catcher

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

I added Aerosmith ft. Run DMC to this video of the shadow of a millipede walking and it has amused me more than it should have done.

[Jordan Kachnovitz @jkachnovitz]

The more I plan our wedding, the more I just wanna take my ass to the courthouse 😂

[Jordan Kachnovitz @jkachnovitz]

@RealBobSaget It’s so pretty!

[Jordan Kachnovitz @jkachnovitz]

@RealBobSaget We used to have one that we just drove around the yard and hauled pumpkins in 😂😂The guy that sold it to my dad died and never gave him the title but dad didn’t want to have to give it back to his kids. Lmao so we never got her tagged, and now one of my dad’s many lawn ornaments

[Jordan Kachnovitz @jkachnovitz]

Having a legit argument with my dumbass boyfriend that the lyrics are “revved up like a duece” not “wrapped up like a douche.” He doesn’t believe google 🙄

[Jordan Kachnovitz @jkachnovitz]

Who have you ever gaveth those hands to 🧐🤔

[Kelp @C0dizzle]

Raisins are fuckin gross fuck you

[Jordan Kachnovitz @jkachnovitz]

@RealBobSaget Yeah that’s fucked. Lol i hope everything gets better for you soon, dude. Let me know if there’s anyway I can help.

[Jordan Kachnovitz @jkachnovitz]

@RealBobSaget I’m so sorry, Natalie. 😔😔

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

It was 12!
Look at this gif closely everyone and watch the clock.
Referee Big John steps in at 4.48 seconds of the very first round.
That’s 12 seconds!
I demand it corrected before anymore talks commence.
And yes that’s right,
I smoked that boy in a gif.
Now pass me my whiskey.