jka

perpetually burning my mouth on pizza

[jka @jkames]

@poo_xoxx ここでは電話に出ないんだ
無理そうです笑

[jka @jkames]

@mambon ここは基本的に会員制で、パラダイスのレストランと同じようなものです。差別ではありません.

[jka @jkames]

Love getting update emails from every restaurant I've ever visited

[jka @jkames]

@LincolnRestler Policy strategy: take the thing new yorkers hate the most and make it exponentially worse

[jka @jkames]

Is it just me or does the intro to ducktales contain an excessive amount of wealth signaling

[jka @jkames]

So far best use case of AI has been to depict Darth Vader at a taco truck in Ibiza

[jka @jkames]

American horror: big knife guy is right behind you

European horror: this couple we met on vacation seems kinda eccentric

Japanese horror: my toilet is haunted

[jka @jkames]

@moorehn @LindseyBoylan Elon might sell more subs if he creates a version of Twitter that's just him getting owned, and absolutely no other content

[jka @jkames]

"toby" is short for toblerone

[jka @jkames]

Nothing quite like the low-level surprise of accidentally typing an extra zero into the "font size" box on a powerpoint slide

[jka @jkames]

@mountain_goats @RustySutton @LyricsGenious tag yourself

[jka @jkames]

It's that time of year in NYC when the sunlight-shade gradient is about 30 degrees

[jka @jkames]

@FCardamenis

[jka @jkames]

Few things more awkward than having an hour meeting with somebody and then running into them in the bathroom 2 minutes after

[jka @jkames]

Dentist told me "this will feel like a pizza burn" and was like "I got this*

[jka @jkames]

@diligenda This is not better than simply ignoring somebody's texts

[jka @jkames]

TV show dialogue: volume 5
TV show music: volume 8
TV show commercials: volume 666

[jka @jkames]

@DeskPopper69 @ClarityToast @QCMFunds All of that stuff you just listed is nearly impossible to do, illegal, and usually only talked about by people who have never actually sat on a trading desk.

[jka @jkames]

No easier way to lose my trust than order an egg sandwich on a bagel

[jka @jkames]

Apparently if you look at enough food content on Instagram you just start getting ads for industrial meat slicing machines