Jessica Kardos

Big hair, big hopes, big dreams

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The reason masturbation is a sin, @rickygervais, is not that it's intrinsically evil. It's that every time you do it, I have to watch.

[Jessica Kardos @jkardos07]

Guys I know that #GameOfThrones was exciting, but do you know what's even more exciting? @Escapedom -- check us out!!!

[Jessica Kardos @jkardos07]

What the fuck kind of sword fight was that! #PeterPanLive

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All the lost boys look like leprechauns #PeterPanLive

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Tink, just tell him not to drink the poison -- super easy... #PeterPanLive

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Typical fucking guy -- Peter doesn't notice Wendy till a slew of other men are interested #PeterPanLive

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Is it just me or is Peter Pan sort of a mysoginist? #PeterPanLive

[Jessica Kardos @jkardos07]

Tigerlilly was the original cool girl #PeterPanLive

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I never realized how much Wendy gets shit on in #PeterPanLive

[Jessica Kardos @jkardos07]

I've seen Melissa Joan Hart more in the last two hours than I have in the last twelve years... #PeterPanLive

[Jessica Kardos @jkardos07]

Allison Williams is more believable as a boy than Christopher Walker is as awake #PeterPanLive

[Jessica Kardos @jkardos07]

Watching Peter Pan and Wendy is bringing up a lot of "this is why mommy and daddy got a divorce" feelings... #PeterPanLive

[Jessica Kardos @jkardos07]

Fuckin aye Wendy, quit being a boner kill... #PeterPanLive

[Jessica Kardos @jkardos07]

Christipher Walken's wig = all the awards EVER #PeterPanLive

[Jessica Kardos @jkardos07]

I wish #PeterPanLive had a laugh track, if only to tell me when to stop laughing...

[Jessica Kardos @jkardos07]

@juliaruchman If Red Riding Hood has taught us anything about strange forests just dont talk to anyone - which'll be hard, bc its twitter...

[Jessica Kardos @jkardos07]

@juliaruchman twitter is a lying whore! (And then Jess was never heard from again...) LOVE YOU LOTS

[Jessica Kardos @jkardos07]

ROGER WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #CovertAffairs

[Jessica Kardos @jkardos07]

Auggie is an extremely capable spy -- but I have to say, it's a bit of a gamble for a blind guy to be playing two women... #CovertAffairs

[Jessica Kardos @jkardos07]

What the hell are those Langley phones made of?!?!?!? #CovertAffairs