jane

my dream jobs include bridge troll and jewel thief

[Bruce LeVine @BruceLeVinePuck]

Logan Stankoven 5-year resume:
2021: World U-18-Gold
2022: World Juniors-Gold
2023: World Juniors-Gold
2024: Western Conference Finals
2025: Eastern Conference Finals
2026: Stanley Cup Champion

Lots of “experts” thought Stank was too small. All he does is win.

[Michael Dixon @mdixonair]

The beautiful game

[misto @mistowho]

if she's ur girl why she at my igloo petting my puffle Imao

[𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶ @chamoulie]

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Make some room for Captain America 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Congrats to Joe Pavelski on being a 2025 inductee into the United States Hockey Hall of Fame!

[jane @jkarrlsbad]

@DangOlZane thank you!!

[ale HEARD SPOILED 💐🌱🍅🐞🪲 @aletoowelll]

when is SHE getting her movie adaptation????

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Howdy, look who's back for the Stars for the first time since December 👀

(via @NHL)

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

*overheard at a 4 yr old soccer game*

Coach: the ball is more afraid of you than you are of it!

Little girls screaming: NO IT ISNT

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

i was a
drunk cig
and he wanted
a line

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

.@PredsNHL 🤝 @LAKings 🤝 @GoldenKnights 🤝 #TexasHockey

"This is going to ruin the tour."

[glocc @gloccz8v]

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

[jane @jkarrlsbad]

@DangOlZane happy birthday!!

[gibby @ClaireSassman]

Unfortunately, old people were cooking when they came up with waking up early to sit on the porch and drink a beverage. I’ve never chilled harder.

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

THAT'S OUR ROOKIE!

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

STANK! THE STANK TANK!

[jane @jkarrlsbad]

@CamsterHamster3 why angy???

[jane @jkarrlsbad]

@aus82389367 do it be fucking unhinged you deserve to lose it a lil