Jessica Pittson

Sheryl Crow said it best. If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad.

[Jessica Pittson @jkayepee]

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[spicebae @spicebae_]

you will always be the bad guy for choosing to walk away from someone who wasn’t willing or wanting to do right by you.. mfs wanna half ass love you & half ass treat you with respect then look at you crazy for deciding you want more than what their half ass is giving you. fuck em

[Jessica Pittson @jkayepee]

@sprint is the worst phone company I’ve ever been with. Employees lie to you to “get you deals” and end up getting charged ridiculous amounts. I’m honestly disgusted. Can’t wait to go back to @ATT.

[Jessica Pittson @jkayepee]

Why do I keep trying to maintain relationships with people who do nothing but make it a FUCKING POINT exclude & leave me behind? That ship has about sailed mate

[Jessica Pittson @jkayepee]

Karma is one fickle bitch

[Jessica Pittson @jkayepee]

If you are a guy who takes advantage of drunk girls you are amongst some of the lowest pieces of shit on this planet.

[Jessica Pittson @jkayepee]

Love when you get pregnant and people assume you have the plague or something. Shit gets lonely

[Jessica Pittson @jkayepee]

There's not enough room in this world for more hatred, selfishness or ignorance. Be kind or don't speak.

[Jessica Pittson @jkayepee]

@AlyssaPappas_ funny how kourtney retweeted this....

[Jessica Pittson @jkayepee]

I miss when people talked to me #mamaprobs

[Jessica Pittson @jkayepee]

You're minnnneeeee 💞 https://t.co/chxdk8l68C

[Jessica Pittson @jkayepee]

Moral of the story here is, don't be an inbred who can't handle a few glasses of wine, and then try to be slick. (It won't work)

[Jessica Pittson @jkayepee]

AFTER insisting to me that she was not driving. Spoiler alert* the bitch was CLEARLY driving when she backed into the building!!

[Jessica Pittson @jkayepee]

The late night Palombos Chronicles featured a drunk ass who puked all over the lobby then backed into the building....

[Jessica Pittson @jkayepee]

Hands down one of the hardest days I've ever had