Joanna

I'm not not cool

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

A hospital janitor paid so little he can't afford rent worked extra hard in the pandemic and won employee of the month. He was awarded a $6 coupon to the hospital cafeteria.

The hospital CEO got a 13% raise, to $30 million
https://t.co/6mWfSMUkoQ

[mark normand @marknorm]

Just saw a guy vaccinate himself under an overpass

[Champagne Mami. @_r_Dee]

I already forgave myself for them loans. The government needs to catch up

[Terra 🕷️ @BR0WNSGA]

It’s harder to get in a Trader Joe’s during a pandemic than it is the capitol

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

My new year's resolution is to see what happens

[Joanna @jkayetaylor]

Fazoli’s bb

[p @ppaiigge]

why are pasta drive throughs not a thing??? like imagine being able to go to a drive through for mac n cheese, lasagne, ravioli, carbonara???? the dream

[nathantelope @nathantelope]

thinking about this

[blair wadsworth @joshieyamaguchi]

melania the second biden hits 270 https://t.co/Oo441xtzCY

[Joanna @jkayetaylor]

Important

[Joanna @jkayetaylor]

🤡

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!

[Joanna @jkayetaylor]

Shut the fuck up

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why would I allow the Debate Commission to change the rules for the second and third Debates when I easily won last time?

[steph @steph_mcca]

when i was 22 i dated a guy who was 27 who broke up w me because we were “just at different places in our lives” and then he told me “for example i have to stretch every morning”

[Rancho Coochiemuncha @LangstonKerman]

On top of everything else this bitch got on a kitten heel

[Patrick Wyman @Patrick_Wyman]

If a police officer shoves a guy unprovoked in full view of literally thousands of spectators and cameras, then lies about it and claims he was assaulted, and his superiors back him for more than a year until the footage is released, imagine what they do when nobody’s watching

[wyatt f @wyattfair]

I want my weighted blanket to kill me

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

One nation... UNDER ARREST

[James @jburkes131]

HMU if you’re trying to turn $100 to $4,000. No scheme no shade. SN: We will be selling crack.