deacs ✨

[deacs ✨ @jkdsbrainrot]

Top holiday tip: don’t steal a sunbed from the oldest psycho on the resort

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

How’s everyone doing

[Mena Botelho @zcahverse]

Quanto mais velha eu fico, mais eu entendo aquelas bruxas dos contos que moravam sozinhas no meio da floresta e odiavam qualquer pessoa que fosse incomodar elas

[superfun site @chickenstrip007]

I can tell it’s time to take a break from dating apps when I start getting mad at men for innocuous messages. Like of course I’m not having a good week, I have a job. Grow up

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their special tray

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH JOHN CENA HAS WON THE TREND

“Dad, what was John Cena like in the 90s?”

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://t.co/lKkgE6Hd3a

[deacs ✨ @jkdsbrainrot]

@StickyNoteyyyy Nobody like you ❤️

[deacs ✨ @jkdsbrainrot]

@jankamiyro Land before time

[ShelbieHolliday @MissShelbie123]

Ozzy Osborne deserved more than a name on a screen!
#thebrits

[deacs ✨ @jkdsbrainrot]

@sophie6709 London is a shithole I think

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

I have never seen a better executed order for the table in my life

Down to the details:
- napkin tuck for order
- upping portion sizes in a blink
- the Bao Bun execution
- asking the server for recs
- politeness and complete control of the room

Wow.

[Nick Zaccardi @nzaccardi]

In men's ski big air, Mac Forehand took the lead by matching the highest single run score in Olympic freeski history (98.25, men's and women's big air, slopestyle, halfpipe). Tormod Frostad overtook him by recording the highest single run score in Olympic freeski history (98.5).

[deacs ✨ @jkdsbrainrot]

@meltborne she better not be speaking to Leanne like that, or is she venting to whit?

[ARC Music Festival @arcmusicfest]

facing the DJ is unnecessary. turn around and dance with each other.

[doxie @doxie_gay]

this some looney tunes sht im crying

[LS 🍊 @leahsmithh7]

Why do working people get a dog to give it away a year later due to “working too much” you fucking knew that when buying the dog now you cunt

[☆ @RIVCRAS]

this fucking account😭😭

[𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 ✨🎵 @Hoang_HQ]

It’s been an exhausting six years for everybody.😤

[Alex @alexr_241]

Tom listening to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious in the gym #ImACeleb

[deacs ✨ @jkdsbrainrot]

@MNEK More Gorgon city pls