@PGATUOR Me explaining to Uncle Sam:
That’s not a sand wedge. It’s a sandwich.
That’s not a golf driver. I had to hire a driver.
That golf cart is for my business. I delivere newspapers to the elderly.
His hand on his back had no effect on his route! This game was too damn good for that call to dictate the outcome at the end. Damn! By the way I have no horse in the race. Just my professional opinion
LeBron has played 338 more games than MJ did. Yet MJ won 10 scoring titles to LBJ's 1. MJ: 3 steals titles to LBJ's 0. MJ: DPOY & 9-time 1st team all D to LBJ's 5. MJ 5-4 in MVPs. MJ 6-0 in Finals, 6 MVPs. MJ averaged 8 assists in '89. MJ FTs 84% to LBJ's 74. MJ: RUNAWAY GOAT.
I live the way I love and love the way I live. I’m a lover not a lighter bekuz they burn out. I am an eternal fire and burning love, either leave with a tan, a 3rd degree burn, or stay and die in love. You’re sweating. Sincerely, the fireman.
We typically have positive and encouraging words when tweeting the final score after losses. Or some kind of clever approach.
Not tonight.
We lost 23-5. It sucked. Good night.