Joe Kelly

Aesthetic Revolution

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Ashton Kutcher is here to remind you what his day job is... (via @ajplus)

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

A broken heart.
A broken dream.
A broken plane.
A broken team.
No words were said.
A silent vow.
We loved you then.
We love you now.

[Vincent Kompany @VincentKompany]

Wtf.. Let's put all the idiots around the world in power and see what happens. Next gen reality TV. #SadWorld

[Man Utd Stuff @ManUtdStuff]

📹 | Paul Pogba's long-range goal against Netherlands.

[CareerModeStars @CareerModeStars]

David Luiz insists he has "wasted two years" at PSG in Ligue 1. "It's like playing FIFA on beginner level."

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Goals this season:

Sturridge and Kane: 1

Rashford and Defoe: 3

👀

[Now Football @Nowfootball]

Sergio Aguero has now same number of goals in premier league as Drogba

He has played 102 games less.

King of City.

[Usain St. Leo Bolt @usainbolt]

Olympics  Record

Beijing 2008
100 🏅
200 🏅
4x100 🏅

London 2012
100 🏅
200 🏅
4x100 🏅

#Rio2016 
100 🏅
200 🏅
4x100 🏅

#Gold

[Nikki Blackketter @itsnikkib]

Can...slightly confirm rumors. Will give details soon. #loveyall #twitterheardfirst #ohlife #youarefunny

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Of the 30 fastest 100m times ever, 21 are held by athletes that have tested positive for drugs.

The other 9?

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

CLASSIC: When Alberto Moreno attempted to say 'Unbelievable Jeff'. https://t.co/ZnhVN6UiO1

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

Moyes > Guardiola. https://t.co/Tb7b9PhYIz

[Bradley Martyn @BradleyMartyn]

Damn that's some real shit!!!!!
RT if you agreeeeeeee

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

Live scenes of Ed Woodward arriving this morning.

(via: @Andy_Mills)