Noodle Bae

Here for the pet pics.🐾

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

You guys!!!! I adopted Mr. Peanutbutter today!!! But we call him Hank now bc he didn't answer to Mr. Peanutbutter.😂

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

#FREEBRITNEY

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

Read Britney Spears' full statement against conservatorship. https://t.co/DmD9GmliTL

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

@neimanmarcus I've been given 3 different numbers to call and have ended-up being left on hold for 30+ minutes each time, with nobody ever answering. Are y'all playing games to avoid giving people their promotional gift cards, or what?

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

@neimanmarcus I never recieved the promotional gift card I was promised 11 weeks ago & when I tried calling Credit Services for a status update, I sat on hold for 40 mins & nobody answered. I would expect better customer service from a luxury department store.

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

@PenumbralMusing Bless you. I've been trying a lot harder lately. I got very used to throw-away fashion from Target & Old Navy when I was younger but now that I'm 40 I've been trying to invest in fewer, better quality pieces that I can mix & match.

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

@morninggloria @AkilahObviously Might I suggest Hacks?

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

@PenumbralMusing I pretty much stick to online shopping with Nordstrom, Neiman Marcus, & Madewell these days. But I rarely pay full-price. I aways catch the sales.

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

@PenumbralMusing This hot take was brought to you by Alan, lifelong Serena stan who refuses to cheer for Osaka until Serena retires.😂

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

The conspiracy theory is that Naomi Osaka plays like shit on clay courts therefore she didn't want to deal with the press after she inevitably loses her match, but even if that's the case, it's her right to do so. I don't think athletes owe us a press conference after they play.

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

Fuck no. Just my best friend, who I happen to work with, but I don't classify him as "coworker".

[✨Ellen Degenerate✨ @__NosyODonnell]

Do y’all hang out with your coworkers outside of work

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

They've been doing this shit to Serena & others for DECADES. I'm glad Naomi is finally standing up & saying enough is enough.

[AJ+ @ajplus]

BREAKING: Naomi Osaka withdrew from the French Open.

She was fined for not going to press conferences for mental health reasons: "I am not a natural public speaker and get huge waves of anxiety before I speak to the world's media."

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

How I wake up when I wear a tank top to bed.

[Anna Mazzola - is not here @Anna_Mazz]

Hate it when you’re reading and your boobs fall out.

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

@chaosagent22 No, this is WAY better.

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

Circle pretzel. One pretzel shape will suffice.

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

@beckalina What a skyline!😍

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

@cholemoley Can we count True Detective Season 1 only & throw away the rest?😂

[Rob @thegallowboob]

next level social distancing game

[Cat Food Breath @CatFoodBreath]

Even if you are fully vaccinated, the CDC still recommends that you stay home and pay attention to your cat.

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

@cholemoley @law_champagne We're a weird superstitious bunch down here.

[Noodle Bae @jkfrommer]

@law_champagne I literally would come help if we lived in the same city. I love to paint.😂