John F

[John F @jkftiger]

@realDonaldTrump This has to be a joke. The rapist actually tried overthrow the government and trampled on the Constitution.

[John F @jkftiger]

@WriterJanine @Cougarfan40 @justin_hart If you want to vote for a rapist that's your business. Personally I'm against rape. You may disagree with me.

[John F @jkftiger]

@realDonaldTrump Stay out of my timeline you rapist

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

I may still miss words sometimes, but here are two that I can say that Dr. Oz can’t: TRUMP LOST

Those are *literally* the only two words I want to hear out of Dr. Oz’s mouth when he campaigns with Donald Trump today.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

It turns out MAGA is very upset with this video. Perhaps they should be more upset with the people in the video.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

"Excuse me, where's the lobby?"

"I don't know but here is some classified information on ISIS"

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Somewhere on Cable News: "Last night, United Airlines became Presidential."

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

To prove that he's not totally Putin's puppet, Trump plans to start making fun of Russians with disabilities.

[Edward-Isaac Dovere @IsaacDovere]

House Rs voted over 60x to repeal Obamacare while Obama was president. They voted 0 times on it under Trump, and are now ready to move on.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The Trumpcare bill is a lot like Julius Caesar - not going to make it out of the Senate alive! #IdesOfMarch

[The New York Times @nytimes]

A record 3 million people now subscribe to The New York Times. Facts matter. Thanks to all who support independent journalism.

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

John Kasich reminds me of the guy who brings a Burger King whopper onto Southwest Airlines flight and eats it with his shoes off #GOPDebate

[Rachel Lichtman @rachelichtman]

If Trump were any more of a garbage can fire, he'd be surrounded by a doo-wop group.

[Brent Toderian @BrentToderian]

Blade Runner was set in 2019, 4 years from now. This isn't an outtake from the movie — it's the real Beijing.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

TAKE THAT JEB BUSH, YOU'VE BEEN CONNIFFED! https://t.co/hWIlmdDnHl

[John F @jkftiger]

@seankovacs @LastPass I'm surprised. I thought you knew something about computers.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Those escaped prisoners are probably blending in with other criminals who should be in jail - Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, etc.

[John F @jkftiger]

watching the Oscars live.. Starts at 8:30am here. Morning entertainment

[John F @jkftiger]

@KeithOlbermann always been a big fan of your commentaries. Very disappointed with your PSU statements made with no knowledge of facts.