JK Harrison

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

@birthdaynate Fucking WHEW.

[JK Harrison @jkharrison811]

@cubanintheUSA @NPR @npratc I would've killed a pig to hear Anthony Bourdain and @AndrewZimmerman discuss the merits of this on NPR.

[JK Harrison @jkharrison811]

@NPR @npratc Love it!
@npr
#hotcheetos My first time having to pull over because of laughter. I have shared the story with so many over the years BECAUSE of the #soundengeneering #childrens_laughter #reallybadhashtagwithoutanunderscore #rcaughtmeredfingered

[JK Harrison @jkharrison811]

#ShotForSam I was an OG V - got my second on Feb 23, but I do love me some Sam Adams.

[The CrunchCup® @thecrunchcup]

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[JK Harrison @jkharrison811]

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[JK Harrison @jkharrison811]

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[JK Harrison @jkharrison811]

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[D.E. Serfass 🐢 @DESerfass]

It's a shame #PresidentPussyAssBitch can't trend. #ppab #PresidentPAB

[PJPWEST @ZIG217]

@andylassner #PresidentPussyAssBitch

[OU812 @Dr_Trumptard]

#PresidentPussyAssBitch

[DaMan professional Idiot @DaManFTW]

@johnlegend @pattonoswalt Huh so we shouldn't use #PresidentPussyAssBitch

[Samantha Ponzillo @sponzillotv]

From one #FilthyMouthedWife to another, I'm obviously #TeamChrissy

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

Why would Trump ever invite those who cheered the fall of the World Trade Center and the death of over 3000 Americans onto American soil?

Maybe Trump’s a “secret Muslim?”

#TalibanTrump

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

Raise your hand, if, like me, you have come to understand that 45 is an order of magnitude WORSE than you even thought he would be.

[Fiona Adorno @FionaAdorno]

Re: #filthymouthedwife.
I am so sick and tired of Chrissy Teigen's filthy mouth: the name-calling, the way she leads people at rallies calling for violence against minorities, the way she brags that she can grab people by the pussy, and can shoot people on 5th ave... oh wait.🙃