Jeff HoLLOWEEEEEEN

Undead Writer/editor of VENGEANCE

[Jeff HoLLOWEEEEEEN @jkholland]

Next year they should do a "Legends of the Dark Knight" MCU special where kids argue about whether the Punisher is really a:
- mob assassin
- demon-killing angel
- frankenstein
- black guy
- ninja clan master
- iron man
- cosmic ghost rider

See how committed Bernthal really is

[Jeff HoLLOWEEEEEEN @jkholland]

@MarvelToyNews I'm telling myself I bought it for Wong but if we're being totally honest it's for Bats

[Jeff HoLLOWEEEEEEN @jkholland]

@DanYunIsTrying My friend. My bud. My guy who seems nice ok I’m done buttering you up, what are the chances of ever getting a She-Hulk wearing some kind of professional outfit

The new figure is VERY Byrne influenced and that dude loved putting her in the fashions of the day

[Jeff HoLLOWEEEEEEN @jkholland]

@UTDCheeto @Wheeljack64 @DanYunIsTrying For those of us who just want an Emma Stone action figure

[Jeff HoLLOWEEEEEEN @jkholland]

@DanYunIsTrying Good to hear - personally, a Gruenwald-era Cap wave with Diamondback, The Scourge, Flagsmasher, ULTAMATUM troop builders and maybe a BAF Bushmaster would just about make my year (and I guess a new model classic Cap with molded scale mail would be nice...)

[Jeff HoLLOWEEEEEEN @jkholland]

@DanYunIsTrying Buuuuuut if December brings an FF or maybe an Iron Man? retro line, I'm up for it

[Jeff HoLLOWEEEEEEN @jkholland]

@DanYunIsTrying I just realized there's like 5 batches out or coming soon (Knights, X-Men 97, Infinity Saga, the Void batch, and the just-announced Spider-Man, I might be missing one!) so uh yeah, you can cool your heels for a bit

[Jeff HoLLOWEEEEEEN @jkholland]

@ToyGalaxyDan Every one of these Marvel/Star Wars shows are either way too long or way too short and it is driving me mad

Except Moon Knight, Moon Knight was somehow exactly the right length

[Jeff HoLLOWEEEEEEN @jkholland]

@ToyGalaxyDan Absolutely showing my age here by not caring about Crystar at all but reeeeeally debating if I want 90s Jae Lee style Namor

[William Gibson @GreatDismal]

**sigh**

[Tom Cardy @Tomycardy]

Perception check

[Tom Waits (ANTI-) @tomwaits]

Swordfishtrombones, Rain Dogs and Franks Wild Years are all available today:
https://t.co/DCKvKW2z8E

Photo: Jeffery Newbury

[Jeff HoLLOWEEEEEEN @jkholland]

@DanYunIsTrying I finally got to add Noh-Varr and Heroes Return Iron Man to the collection so I'm good for like, the rest of the year

[Jeff HoLLOWEEEEEEN @jkholland]

@RiffTrax The collected "Farm Family in [Season]", especially as it progresses and they start to get really attached to the family

[Jeff HoLLOWEEEEEEN @jkholland]

Got two Bluesky invites if anyone wants, before That Asshole comes back to this particular hellsite

[Jeff HoLLOWEEEEEEN @jkholland]

@tedcruz Ted you dumb fuck

[Jeff HoLLOWEEEEEEN @jkholland]

"Is that difficult for you?"
"Pfffft, no, and to prove it, here are several other similar experiences that have been slowly festering in my soul for years that I just now realize are why I am talking to a mental health professional"

[Jeff HoLLOWEEEEEEN @jkholland]

2 months of therapy and I'm starting to get the hang of it - I start yammering, he finds one thing and goes "Is that difficult for you," then I list 5 other thematically related traumas throughout my life until I go "Oh shit there's a pattern here" and somehow he gets the credit

[Jeff HoLLOWEEEEEEN @jkholland]

@hulu_support what happened to all my stuff

[Anthony @AnAntLife]

tons of Pee Wee Herman memories but let’s also give Paul Reubens some love for this insane 30 Rock line delivery