Jamie Kilbourne

I am an attorney in Asheville, North Carolina who specializes in construction, business litigation and sarcastic humor.

[Jamie Kilbourne @jkilbourne]

@CollegeGameDay it is time to head back to Brookings, SD. Dakota Marker is best matchup in College Football next week. Undefeated @GoJacksFB hosts Undefeated @NDSUfootball. #1v2

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@BabblingBison @WoffordTerriers was never in the Carolinas Conference. It was always independent. They played the Carolina conference teams during the season and in the NAIA District 6 playoff. Go Terriers!

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@WoffordBaseball is it true that LSU brought more crawfish than we have living alumni? Go Terriers!

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"Human beings are wired for progress. Progress is what brings us a real sense of satisfaction. Forward motion. Goals, moving towards them are what we really need.Ultimately, the goal isn't happiness because happiness isn't a destination; it's a direction.”-Harvard happiness study

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@ScenicCitySprts Simply not true. The delay was likely out of respect to the late Jerry Richardson, who literally built the arena that hosted his memorial on Saturday.

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@thebjmack33 Awesome opportunities!!! Time to take the show to Grad School!

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@WoffordTerriers @WoffordMBB This is a great decision. The highlights of this season demonstrate @Dwight_Perry's capabilities and potential – the only team to win at College Station this year, an upset of Samford’s best team in 20 years, and a buzzer beater against UNCG in the tourney. I am excited!

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@WoffordMBB #Woffordsnacktime Too bad there is not a Buc-ees in College Station

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Investment Tip: Corgi stock DOWN
King Charles Spaniel stock UP

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Charles Edward Stuart, "Bonnie Prince Charlie" grandson of James II (VII) and leader of the Jocobite rising of 1745 in Scotland had previously claimed the title of Charles III...

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The last monarch to die in Scotland was King James V of Scotland in 1542. He was succeed by his 6 day old daughter, Mary Stuart, Queen of Scots.

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#AllBlacks in DC so Jamie in DC

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Fall is a great time to rebrand, so I created a new Twitter account @kilbournelaw. More sports, more law, more posts, less calories

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4/4
The Madalorian is the Firefly Remake. This being a family friendly show, Inara has been replaced by more wholesome characters like Omera, to save a widowed villager and her son and Ms.Frog, to transport a mother and her eggs.

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‘Firefly’ Reboot in Development for Disney+ https://t.co/ROzQio3Kv2 via @DisneyPlus_Info. But the reboot has already been made under the title, The Mandalorian:

Mel=Mando
River=Baby Yoda
Zoe=Boba Fett
Wash=Fennec Shann
Jayne=Cara Dune
Kaylee=Peli Motto
Simon=shiny silver knob
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The Mandalorian is the Firefly remake Both feature an old ship well past its prime that needs constant repairs to keep flying. Both stars operate in the grey area of the law, but have a strong moral code and a line they will not cross, even if it means making a powerful enemy

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@KimKingReports @WLOS_13 Tell Dunn, Asheville will rebuild its own economy once @DanForestNC stops hosting Covid superspreader events.

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I never thought I would have to call the Lt. Governor of North Carolina a damned liar: @DanForestNC claims that asheville has been overrun by Antifa using footage from everywhere but Asheville. Here is a picuture of his last visit unmasked. Is Antifa hiding in the trees?

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I never thought I would have to call the Lt. Governor of North Carolina a damned liar, but I would to his face. @DanForestNC claims that asheville has been overrun by Antifa using footage from everywhere but Asheville. Did Antifa turn the leaves red too?