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Cycling fool. 80% tongue-in-cheek. Don't take me too seriously...unless I am

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@msmallmon Jousting is the official sport of Maryland

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@PlankShow Spanier is drunk. No NY team is America's team.

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@NikkiBi22 Got your headlights checked too. They're working fine.

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@NikkiBi22 Looking good, Nikki

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@msmallmon your bandana looks fine. Don't let them bully you.

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@benmaller Yes, the cardinals had a 'rally squirrel' in 2011

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It's humorous when's ESPNs @EvCoRadio makes an NBA proposal about MLK Day and doesn't realize how wildly racist it is. But, it's on @espn so it's all good

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Hi @minakimes I could be watching you now but you got political so I'm not. I hope you appreciate it. Congratulations

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@minakimes Never watching you again

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@RepJeffries Says the stone cold dumbass

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@CoryBooker Democrats have been nothing but divisive for 20 years.

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@BenStiller

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@DerrickEvans4WV You obviously don't know the definition of protest.

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@GovPressOffice @JoeBiden Are trying out some new jokes for a comedy routine?

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@harryjsisson Until you have proof...

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@NikkiBi22 .,.and very tasty

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@SpencerHakimian CNN and MSNBC

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@sarahlovesthat Beg more so that I can laugh more

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@shivlestat Hahaha

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@SenatorDurbin It's a pleasure knowing that you're retiring.