Jessi

Pleased to meet you, meat to please you.

[Jessi @jkline1017]

Say what you will about America, but $50 can still get you a hell of a lot of ducks.

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

my husband has just informed me that he is going to “get disgusting with it” this year in regards to eggnog consumption

[Elle | fuck 🧊 free 🇵🇸 @floatawaywitme]

with big naturals comes big responsibility

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

i don’t think i can forgive conservative christians for claiming all LGBTQ people are sexual predators and then voting for a literal sexual predator for president

[rose @wynrosei]

yes my sex drive is higher than my will to live and what about it

[⋆˚࿔ 𝓐lexis 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @mupbrina]

“You block people over politics?” I’ll block people if they say something too mean about a Muppet

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

If your boyfriend or husband is posting “your body, my choice” memes… you need to end that relationship for your own safety.

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

I cannot fathom the feeling of the women who came forward about their sexual assault at the hands of Trump. Seeing millions of people vote for their abuser.
My heart absolutely breaks for these women. I believe you, and I am so sorry.

[⟣alyssa⟢ @lyssax_]

If you voted for Trump “fOR ThE eCoNOmY” then you are genuinely one of the dumbest fucks on this earth

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

#USAElection2024

[˖ cas ✴︎ is unique ᵎᵎ @jellyousieun]

see shes better than me because if i was her i’d call him a fat cunt on national television

[🦋 Manson Infowars 💖 ✨ @MansonInfoWars]

Rape allegations really “ruin a man’s life” and yet you can still become president of the United States of America 🇺🇸.

[Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl]

his name is Gavin Christopher Newsom and he is the governor of California. he has been telegraphing a run for president for like 20 years and is ready to do it in 2028. he also probably drinks the blood of infants for daily sustenance

[Heather @heathem1221]

As someone who DOESN'T live in a swing state, I'm gonna say this with my full chest:

I'm tired of 7 fucking states deciding the fate of 50 states.

[chadchad @thechadx2]

I think I somehow deluded myself into thinking America might choose a woman over the worst man alive

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[halli ⸆⸉ 𓆙❤️‍🔥 @inthevault_]

Greatest country in the world?? Why is every woman I know crying on the way to work today???

[victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy]

praising jesus because a rapist was elected is why i don’t go to church anymore