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🔸Kinda funny, sorta weird🔸

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Aspiring to be a great dude.

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She’s a ten but she only types with two fingers

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Grabbing my girls ass in a 13th century medieval church

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Men who drink essentia water are whores.

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Studies show that you’re overreacting

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imagine youre on a date with someone and they tell you they write the charmin commercials about the shitting bears who cant wipe properly

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Logged on people after a near death experience: “my life scrolled before my eyes”

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When I grow up I want to be a chill mom

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@Yahoo What’s your favorite color, bill?

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@Yahoo My girl a valentines :(

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@Yahoo Why’s Bill a dog

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I wish I was naughty but I’m nasty :(

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15,000% tariff on boat shoes

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To smash would be so nice

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Leaving out Celsius instead of milk for Santa Claus this year

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A plastic chair and 5-6 cold beers

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Come at me bro with a high emotional IQ

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Intoxicated masculinity

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Manifesting the uber driver giving me the aux

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Pimp My Ride reunion show

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Me after a lobotomy: 🙂