Johan Mahlum

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

@mtgreenee I don't think that inconveniences with driving to and parking at the airport mean that we need to fund a whole new airport. Just spend the money on better transit to the world-class one we already have.

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

I got this flash after reaching the front of the NFL queue around 2.5 hours ago. It's just been spinning ever since. Do I need to leave and rejoin? What is going on over there?
@Ticketmaster_Me

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

Hey @MARTAtransit, the real time bus tracker and route maps are broken in the android version of your app. Please fix. So many people use these daily to figure out where our late busses are.

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

@MARTAtransit Why even post a schedule on the boards at Airport station when it's just lies? I've never once seen the trains depart as posted. I would have a better chance at leaving on the first train if I just guessed blindly rather than follow the boards. Ridiculous

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

@MARTAservice Good thing we exchanged those light rail lines for BRT. No difference in reliability at all.

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

1.5 years into living in the Netherlands and I caught myself writing the date as 28-4-24 in my journal. Felt a wee bit gross

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

@GADeptofTrans Looks like doubling down on a bad investment for the state of Georgia

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

@ATL311 Your website is terribly broken. Every time I go to report an issue, it forces me to a login page where my login is basically never accepted. I can't register a new account either.

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

Really messed up that Timmy Turner had fairy godparents for years and never once wished all the trash out of the ocean.

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

@NateSilver538 @DanRosenheck Also in 2008 Obama only lost Missouri by under 4,000 votes. He almost knocked that off this map too.

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

@sedalia123 Should I forward your mail to MSP?

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

Just got a flu shot. Straight up flexing on my ancestors

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

You see the weirdest carry-on with people riding the Delta airport bus. One guy today is jetting across the country with just a tennis racquet.

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

RIP full mug of cold brew I left on the counter when I went to work. 4/29/19 - 4/29/19 I'd pour one out, but I'm running low now...

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

This @target only has calendars that start in July 2019. I guess there's only a market for people who buy calendars 3 months in advance.

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

Hard boiled eggs are the breakfast version of shots.

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

I'm the kind of lazy where I keep track of my clock being 1:20 ahead instead of resetting it.

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

Finally here it comes... https://t.co/W0Nwn8dVLA

[Johan Mahlum @jkmahlum]

He's gotta squeeze in as much "Executive Time" as possible.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Trump, the first president in a century with no dog, explains why: "I don’t have any time." https://t.co/TZRJxP77lP