jknecht

I make software. I make art. Sometimes I do both at the same time.

[jknecht @jknecht]

Where does Gene Autry get off pronouncing Santa Claus that way?

[jknecht @jknecht]

Pro tip: if you go to see a play based on a movie from the 1940’s, there is a very good chance you will be the youngest person in the audience. Even if you are 50. #FeelingYoung

[jknecht @jknecht]

All of this... everything about it... reminds why I hate Las Vegas

[jeff laubach @jefflaubach]

Our CEO Brad Jackson on stage at @AWSreInvent in front of a few thousand partners and customers highlighting how early we were as an adopter of cloud #imwithslalom @SlalomChicago 👍👊

[jknecht @jknecht]

@caseyliss @siracusa @bltitus This is not “making bacon”. This is “cooking bacon”.

[jknecht @jknecht]

Everybody is convinced that they are doing the right thing for the right reasons.

[jknecht @jknecht]

Can not express how excited I am for this! Here’s hoping it’s at least half as good as the book.

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

The first Good Omens trailer is here to drag you to hell. https://t.co/rJMDrsKPQb

[jknecht @jknecht]

Every time I stay in a hotel, I find myself standing in the shower, soaking wet, before I realize that the soap, shampoo, and wash cloth are on the other side of the bathroom. Every. Single. Time.

[jknecht @jknecht]

We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.@@
- Evan Esar

[jknecht @jknecht]

The silence is deafening.

[jknecht @jknecht]

I just watched a guy try to help a blind person navigate a roped-off area by pointing

[jknecht @jknecht]

Well.... shit.

[Slalom Engineering @SlalomENG]

Slalom's open source Xamarin reference architecture - XSlope - will help you quickly get Android and iOS apps setup on top of an established MVVM-based solution so your team can hit the ground running https://t.co/Te85IaDuBh

[jknecht @jknecht]

My frozen burrito thinks a little too highly of itself

[Slalom @Slalom]

Learn about our collaboration with @Hyatt to change the future of digital hospitality: https://t.co/FecpPF9c5a

[jknecht @jknecht]

@_bsokol I deleted mine on Saturday. Not necessarily because of the data collection (we all knew what we signed up for), but because I basically stopped using it months ago, and my life has been better without it.

[jknecht @jknecht]

@HeatYoWilli Of course it is in the last place you look. Why would you find it, then continue looking in other places for it? 🤔

[jknecht @jknecht]

Under-promise. Over-deliver. https://t.co/iDvpk2jYxu

[jknecht @jknecht]

@NatashaBertrand @CNN Obviously biased toward the law. Disgusting. /s

[jknecht @jknecht]

Seems about right https://t.co/yXrLz2zLtY

[Laura Barrón-López @lbarronlopez]

Republicans may have to recall all State of the Union tickets because they say "Uniom" not "Union," per two Dem aides.