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[jon @jknit135]

@NoahKahan I’m excited for it tonight! Does this mean we get an Extra Sad Boy Show tonight

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Watching the orbiter trend makes me so happy like that’s my song

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

here u go hunnies

https://t.co/TIH3aws4lY

[Shea Jordan Smith @sheajordansmith]

Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.

[Netflix @netflix]

This is a Connor4Real alert.

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping is now on Netflix.

[Joseph S. Pete @nwi_jsp]

The new pope won't have any trouble finding his way around Italy. Being from Chicago, he's seen this map a thousand times.

[Tom Bricker @Tom_Bricker]

You cannot disclaim away accountability. Previews or not, expectations are set by the price charged for tickets. If Universal wanted low expectations for technical rehearsals to stress test ops (a valid goal!), there are other avenues to accomplishing that.

[jon @jknit135]

No splash zone signage in the Isle of Berk dining area led to my wife and daughter getting soaked with dirty ass theme park water. These takes are loser opinions

[Rocket man X @RocketmanX7168]

When you buy your tickets for Epic, the system literally has a giant notice before you do that says "the park is in technical rehearsal".

Right now you're there to stress test the park, you're not guaranteed any experience, and you're lucky you get to go at all.

[Alexander Aviña @Alexander_Avina]

historically not a good sign when governments start doing this

[Andrew Woods @JimJarmuschHair]

Marc Platt should have flew directly to New York to tell his son that he was too old to play Evan Hansen

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

I can't believe it. They finally did it. There's no way Trump can recover from this one

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

You can tell @marcorubio understands just how badly this will play in the annals of history, but he’s too much of a coward to do anything about it all.

[Mike Figueredo @HumanistReport]

If Lumon were a real company you’d bring Kier Eagan on your podcast to lick his boots and talk about how the “woke” left is “communist” for being against corporations severing people.

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Effective immediately

[alyssa @alyssaacorrine]

“It’s an honor to pway in fwont of the pwesident”

[izzy @redshirt990]

Lmao shut up y'all endorsed a Nazi salute 2 weeks ago 😂