General Cold Bacon👻

Last of the American Girls

[General Cold Bacon👻 @jkopo34]

No longer 19, but still addicted 😁

[General Cold Bacon👻 @jkopo34]

Hello.
My name is Jenna Kopeykin
I'm 19 years old
And I'm addicted to band shirts and the 1980's

[Destery Smith @CapnDesDes]

Okay hear me out. You and whoever you’re banging... inhale a helium balloon before you have sex. First to laugh loses

[big boy synthetique @ajbends]

*spin kick*

[Destery Smith @CapnDesDes]

POV: you’re taking a hockey face-off against a aggressive homeless emo who’s insecure about his nipples

[Ben Bruce @benjaminbruce]

Me: Wow sweetheart....did you draw that?

Fae: Yup.

Me: That’s amazing....is that Peppa Pig?

Fae: No daddy....that’s you.

😑😑😑 I’m flattered......

[Destery Smith @CapnDesDes]

Why. I feel very attacked by my autocorrect.

[Destery Smith @CapnDesDes]

LOL. omfg. So. After manual review, youtube monetized my video. I didn’t think they would. I say “vagina” like 30 times in that video, I impale a guy with a spear, and I put a sex toy on my face. But SHHHHHH don’t tell youtube. 🤣🤣

[𝕷𝖆𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖓 @threadstokill]

Think my bedrooms reached its maximum capacity now 👻🕸️🦇

[Aaron Pauley @aaronpauley]

Storm Area 51 for Harambe

[Aaron Pauley @aaronpauley]

Remember when our parents said to us, "They're more afraid of you than you are of it," when we were young, as if the spider's parents didn't tell it the exact same thing?

[Aaron Pauley @aaronpauley]

It was a @HotTopic black bath bomb and the water tasted like soap and smelled like roses.

I definitely choked during a take and had to take a 20 while I coughed out water.

Available to purchase via @SOTSPodcast.

[General Cold Bacon👻 @jkopo34]

#NewProfilePic

[General Cold Bacon👻 @jkopo34]

When someone complements me on my eyebrows it instantly makes my day 😊

[General Cold Bacon👻 @jkopo34]

The best kind of boyfriend is the one who sings you the entire opening to Beauty and the Beast on the phone. 💛🌹

[keanu doing things @keanuthings]

keanu reeves drinking a corona & having an existential crisis

[Destery Smith @CapnDesDes]

Look guys I made a meme

[General Cold Bacon👻 @jkopo34]

I have 1 dog shitting her brains out

I have 1 dog puking her brains out

And i have 2 dogs trying to eat all of it.

Done with today

[General Cold Bacon👻 @jkopo34]

Wtf am i waking up to 76 friend requests on facebook?!

[General Cold Bacon👻 @jkopo34]

STOP 👏HITTING👏 ON 👏GIRLS👏 WHILE👏 THEY 👏ARE👏 AT 👏WORK👏

WE 👏DONT👏 LIKE 👏IT👏

IT 👏DOESN'T👏 MAKE 👏YOU👏 LOOK 👏GOOD👏

WE 👏HAVE👏 SHIT👏 TO👏 DO👏

[General Cold Bacon👻 @jkopo34]

Today is a good day 🏆🎉💀

[General Cold Bacon👻 @jkopo34]

RIP to the amazing Lorraine Warren💝😭