Keith Porter

[Keith Porter @Jkporter12]

@tacobell bring back the XXL chalupa. It has effected my life deeply by not having it on the menu. #bringbackXXLCHALUPA #orillgotomcdonalds

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

The longest human poop ever recorded was 26 feet.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

If you plant a pumpkin spice latte in the ground, water it with vodka, and play country music around it, a sorority house will grow. Merica.

[Keith Porter @Jkporter12]

@CloydRivers @_skporter need

[Sarah Porter @_skporter]

“@WeLoveRobDyrdek: When you're the only one who recorded the fight in school https://t.co/zBvNY2UB1w” @Jkporter12

[Sarah Porter @_skporter]

“@BabyHomes: Wouldn't mind living here” @Jkporter12

[Sarah Porter @_skporter]

“@FillWerrell: Me as a parent http://t.co/F9HWmAByhI” @Jkporter12 us

[Sarah Porter @_skporter]

“@WorIdStarComedy: LMFAOO THIS DUDE'S COUGH 😂 IM SO DONE

https://t.co/7xPKnJz1z9” @Jkporter12

[Keith Porter @Jkporter12]

@little_mokracek love this vine so much! Hahaha

[Keith Porter @Jkporter12]

@HeaviIyArmed @little_mokracek need

[Keith Porter @Jkporter12]

@little_mokracek hahaha yes it is!😂

[Sarah Porter @_skporter]

“@RapperReact: Beyoncé pourin everybody's college tuition into a hot tub http://t.co/pY0zAHV4m3” @Jkporter12

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Sarah Porter @_skporter]

“@kkyaleaa: i wanna marry someone who gets as excited to see me as my dogs get when i come home” @Jkporter12 you

[Sarah Porter @_skporter]

I'm not complaining 😎😎😎@Jkporter12

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

"I'm afraid of guns."

Why?

"They can kill you."

Why aren't you afraid of your car then?

"I learned to drive it."

Exactly.
Merica.

[Sarah Porter @_skporter]

Ruger thinks my jokes are hilarious @Jkporter12

[Sarah Porter @_skporter]

“@WeLoveRobDyrdek: When someone eats the food you hid in the fridge http://t.co/mjQCesDIMK” @Jkporter12

[Keith Porter @Jkporter12]

@little_mokracek hahaha I might have Friday off!😘