Justin Krahl

Would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin?

[Justin Krahl @jkrahl93]

@KodyWest Where at in Denton?

[Justin Krahl @jkrahl93]

@lazlothebuzz Dude. I will be shopping at dicks more than anywhere else now. Amazing company for doing this.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Forced birth in a country with:

—No universal healthcare
—No universal childcare
—No paid family & medical leave
—One of the highest rates of maternal mortality among rich nations

This isn't about "life." It's about control.

[Justin Krahl @jkrahl93]

@codyvann @the_Politician

[Justin Krahl @jkrahl93]

@ActuallynHayden Free bird

[Justin Krahl @jkrahl93]

@FOXSports @NFLonFOX The dez catch

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Dad joke of all dad jokes.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Every man's plight.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

That's some high-quality H2O

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Are you Team Kangaroo or Team Ohio?

[Justin Krahl @jkrahl93]

@MensHumor @kylejknabe

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

TRUEEEEEEE

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Answer: YES

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

So painful

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

If golf and soccer switched announcers...

[Justin Krahl @jkrahl93]

@ClintFalin @Cate_The_Okay

[Justin Krahl @jkrahl93]

@MensHumor @Cate_The_Okay

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@RottenTomatoes @Cate_The_Okay

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@NHLonNBCSports @DylanFlusche