James Kratochvil

Avid sports fan and music lover. Is it golf season yet? I think so!

[James Kratochvil @jkratoc]

James Kratochvil completed the Urban Bourbon Half Marthon! Time 02:34:43 (UNOFFICIAL) https://t.co/NZGsiPeTCZ

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James Kratochvil crossed 9M. Time 01:36:31, pace 11:35 min/mile, est. finish 10:23 am https://t.co/NZGsiPeTCZ

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James Kratochvil crossed 10k. Time 01:04:17, pace 10:41 min/mile, est. finish 10:18 am https://t.co/NZGsiPeTCZ

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James Kratochvil crossed 3M. Time 00:29:58, pace 10:00 min/mile, est. finish 10:13 am https://t.co/NZGsiPeTCZ

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James Kratochvil started the Urban Bourbon Half Marathon! https://t.co/NZGsiPeTCZ

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@honeybucket #HoneyBucketSelfie

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Having your shit together is overrated, you guys.

[Mismatch @MismatchSports]

Fans falls going for a homerun ball at the home run derby

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Always thought I’d make a cool mailman. Givin’ a thrill to lonely moms with my shorts and open shirt. Rippin’ bag beers. Stoppin’ to shoot hoops with the local teens. Bustin’ a sweet sky hook. The teens be like, “Whoa. I wish Mailman Karl was my dad.”

So money.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Sorry to be crass, but when I pop my jersey, it’s WAP city. Clean up on aisle Karl. Better get a mop and one of those yellow signs, you guys.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

If you picture God as Ozzy Osbourne, it’s a more attractive concept.

Shufflin’ around, sayin’ funny crap no one can understand, should be dead but isn’t, cool with whatever, lavish gold jewelry, chill shades, a muffled maraca click clack from the pill bottles in his robe pocket.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

A “gender reveal” used to just be the local perv whipping his johnson out at people behind the liquor store. Simpler times, you guys.

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@Reel_MC

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@ohnodizzle @gmarloweyo Cleveland Bone Thugz

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@gmarloweyo C'mon dawg turn ahead the clock!!!

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@Reel_MC Denzel Mims time!

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@ohnodizzle

[Mr. Peanut @MrPeanut]

It came far too soon this year.

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@rowdyraud @gmarloweyo

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BULLS ON PARADE!?!?!