Justin Ray

Older. Wiser. Dumber. Forgetful-er

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

Spork! tonight at The Magnetic Field. http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=217359894941423 #asheville

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

@jar_e Quit trying to put weird stuff in my regular stuff

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

HEY!! You. Yes you. Spork is playing tomorrow. http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=117749411637652

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

I'm freeing myself from the tyranny of wil wheaton

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

Haven't done this in awhile. Is it more "Violent Torpedo of Truth" dick jokes, or "Who makes the best appletini" kind of stuff? You kids.

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

I'm considering tweeting ... Nah

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

Nice. Some censorship issues. And I don't play trombone. But it's the MESSAGE that matters. #justinray #sybian

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

CRL (aka Cosmic Ray Liotta) is back!! (Wooha). Playing at the Rocket Club tonight, April 26th, from 9-11. Huzzah!

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

What happens when you bite a Nazi zombie?

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

It's Jersey Shore minus GTL.

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

So flamboyant. So unnecessary. Very strange.

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

@mackensy I just wanted you to say "what-what whatsoever". My evil plan has come to fruition.

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

Brought to you by the letter "V".

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

Can I get a what-what for pie?

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

Danny Devito be goin MF crazy.

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

I'm not above tweeting on your face.

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

Suns vs Spurs tomorrow. Ginobli will be booed until my throat is sore. Not sure why.

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

I'm afraid you're going to cleave me.

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

@keepinitLeal I know! Keep it clean and Jesus-y over there. I'm easily offended.

[Justin Ray @jkray75]

@keepinitLeal It's an international crisis. Little people, big problem.