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I’m a runner, so I can eat and drink badly. NYJ, NYY, NYK, NYI, CUSE #CrackleCrackle

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@XfinitySupport the orange cable your company installed months ago is still laying across my yard. Was told 2 weeks to schedule getting it buried. Y’all are incapable of the simplest task.

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“Hey, I notice the services you pay for are not working, how about we sign you up for more of them?”

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@XfinitySupport had a lovely chat with your agent today because my Internet is down. Didn’t fix anything, but the agent did try to sell me extra services 3 times. Awesome.

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I own a #Disney bundle. I have espn unlimited, and completed the handshake between the streamer and the cable company. It says active, but I STILL can’t watch #ESPNunlimited content. So I’m just not going to. Screw it.

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Stop showing the losing team. My god.

#worldcup

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@ToddFuhrman …Or broadcasters.

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This one’s for Johnny Hockey ❤️

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It’s really that simple. Stop pretending to be human and care, and just do it. So much easier than faking it.

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@XfinitySupport let me explain our relationship as simply as possible: you provide a service and we pay you. When it doesn’t work, fix it quickly.

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Stop training support people to up-sell services, and don’t have agents lie (when I can clearly hear the other agents around them talking) trying to be relatable because they work from home too.

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@XfinitySupport sure goes above and beyond when appreciating my patience. Meanwhile, I now have nightly service interruptions that I can nearly set my clock to.

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@IslesGirl3 I was there, it was indeed spectacular, and I finally got to meet Burkey.

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Firing Aaron Glenn is definitely going to fix the Jets. It’s definitely the coach. 🙄

Some of y’all haven’t been watching this team your whole lives and it shows.

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You would think after blocking about 50 different gambling Instagram accounts that my algorithm would shift.

Or maybe the entire algorithm is to just get everyone gambling. Scumbags.

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@Rate_the_Refs You just have to stop watching. That’s the only way. Vote with your eyes.

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@jsickles33 @Mo_12_Sanu @Bengals How many times in NFL history do you think the bengals, jets and lions all won in the same week?

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Imagine pining away for the Rex Ryan era.

#sameoldjets

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@Super70sSports Bubby brister

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