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shame tank is on E, thanks for asking

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@senpaichai Not ever for sure … but NOT EVEN 2? I’m not sure mil should even dog sit.

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@DuchessSexpert Downton Abbey.

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@Literature_Lady oddly, i'm enjoying movies this year ... never before though. it's not generally smart enough for me. too predictable.

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@Adam_Karpiak oh shit! That's right! I DO HAVE A FAMILY. Just been working so hard from home I forgot. Thanks for the reminder. #hustle #workhardplayhard #playhardworkharder #workhardest #neversleep #diabetic #highbloodpressure #tensionheadache

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13 years on Twitter. Christ on a crutch, Elo. Please ask someone to teach you how humans work and what the 1st amendment really says.

[Siobhan @mshavisham]

Grey's Law: Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

TIL there are people -- actual living people with access to the world's information -- who think the uterus is involved in sexual intercourse.

These people are guilty of malicious incompetence.

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@writesdave @ellle_em Dude. You are the best reader I know. These titles are amazing! Going on my list.

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@lizziedavey Ha! I always ALWAYS call the seats in my car heat seaters. 🙃

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@KatrinaKibben It’s so so disturbing. Teach yourselves about critical thinking first, fuckers.

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@KatrinaKibben Got a call out of the blue yesterday from a recruiter. Middle of workday. Low money. Like far below my minimum and far below market. The expectation that I’d just be available though? Didn’t sit well with me.

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I just discovered Wordle. Obsessed. I tend to flout the trends I guess. 😇

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@ellle_em The Devil in the White City. Current read: The Splendid & the Vile (same author)

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@KatrinaKibben I appreciate that! I use reviews and won’t give my money to businesses that don’t respect my friends’ rights to enjoy a nice life or brunch. I can’t articulate my thoughts in tweet, but yes, Kat! Keep reviewing.

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Thoughts on leaving reviews for businesses. I don't. I mean, unless it's positive and I mean really, really positive. Or really, really negative and I've reached out to the business via email and gotten 0 response. That's it. Those are my rules.

[Siobhan @mshavisham]

a) Hasty sluts have never caused an unwanted pregnancy.
Only sperm can do that.

b) Reply to men to control their sperm.

c) "Don't fuck when fertile" means fertile men should never fuck.

d) No one is obligated to be a mom.

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@MichaelFulwiler Am I better able to let junk go AND own what’s mine. Even if that means apologizing and repairing

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@Ethelmackay_ How they respond to bad service at a restaurant. Speaks to manager. Mistreats staff in return. Leaves bad review just to be heard. Ugh. Accepts it as staffer having bad day? Yes. Balanced person right there.

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Recruiters. Why you call me from busy, noisy public space. Hard to hear you. Stop doing that, k?

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Looking for a new role … had two chats with tech #recruiters today. I’m sad to say good bye to my current contract. Wonderful people who don’t appear to be lying when they say they’re bummed I’m not being renewed. ❤️

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@MichaelFulwiler 100 percent. I also think that's an underrated part of relationships (including your decades-old marriage) and a job you've been in for 5 years ... reflect.

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@MBonewizard Let's just say that this is not abnormal, in my experience. Processing takes energy. Those feelings? They're just visitors. Acknowledge them and get to know them. Realize that, well, the sun still rises tomorrow.