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[Trending Bitcoin @TrendingBitcoin]

🇺🇸 $2 TRILLION BANKING GIANT CITI BANK JUST SAID BITCOIN IS STILL GOING TO $189,000 IN 2026

TIGHTEN YOUR SEATBELTS 🚀

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

BREAKING: S&P 500 futures erase all losses and turn green

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: Israel's military says it has launched strikes on military targets in western and central IRAN.

The attacks come hours after Iran fired a wave of missiles at northern Israel, accusing Israel of violating the ceasefire with its operations in Lebanon.

Hours before the Israel strikes, President Trump said the Israel-Iran conflict would not derail U.S.-Iran peace talks, adding that PM Netanyahu "doesn't call the shots."

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇰🇷 South Korea's KOSPI stock market halted after 8.4% crash, triggering circuit breaker.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: South Korea’s stock market has been halted after falling -8.4% at the open.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: $320,000,000 worth of shorts liquidated from the crypto market in the past 15 minutes.

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

Iran launches ballistic missiles at my portfolio.

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Trump says Israel and Iran have “had their fun”

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: President Trump says he is going to call Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu and "tell him not to strike Iran back," per Axios.

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Billionaire investor says SpaceX could be worth $30 trillion in 15 years

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

Men only want one thing

and that is….

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The United States has said it shot down a pair of Iranian drones threatening the Strait of Hormuz, per AFP

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 OMG. President Trump CUTS OFF and WALKS OUT of a Kristen Welker interview

He looks her in the eyes and tells her SHE'S A LIAR, then storms off!

"The elections are like a 3rd world country. YOU'RE CROOKED...let's call it QUITS. I've HAD ENOUGH."

WELKER: Please, I traveled all the way to Wisconsin!

TRUMP: "I've sat in the RAIN with you for an HOUR! I've given you enough time. You ought to straighten out your press. You know what? A country can never be great with a dishonest press. Let's GO."

WELKER: *Whines*

BEST PRESIDENT EVER 🔥🔥🔥

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Iran’s Speaker of the Parliament Ghalibaf says the US and Israel are “neither committed to a ceasefire nor believe in dialogue” after Israeli strikes on Beirut today.

Ghalibaf says Israeli strikes on Beirut today and the US blockade of the Strait of Hormuz “turn American and Israeli bases and assets in the region into legitimate targets.”

[FinancialJuice @financialjuice]

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang: We might reveal some announcements tomorrow

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Trump says there is "no reason" to raise interest rates

[Kraken @krakenfx]

Gm 💜

[Heisenberg @Mr_Derivatives]

$MELI -40% from ATH’s currently. The “Amazon of Latin America”.

I kinda like this name here for a bounce.

Watchlist.

[0xNobler @CryptoNobler]

🚨 BREAKING

ETHEREUM CO-FOUNDER JUST STARTED DUMPING ALL OF HIS CRYPTO HOLDINGS!

HE SOLD 110,000 ETHEREUM WORTH $170,000,000.00 IN JUST A FEW HOURS.

4 YEARS AGO, HE ALSO SOLD ALL OF HIS CRYPTO RIGHT BEFORE A MARKET CRASH.

HE DEFINITELY KNOWS THE MARKET WILL DUMP EVEN LOWER…