China Girl

Rockus and delicious

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How do I block myself on social media?

[Tesla Charging @TeslaCharging]

Superchargers are made in Buffalo, New York. Thank you to all our incredible employees!

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Tactical diarrhoea.

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When I was a kid, I was so poor I had to suck my own dick for bus fare.

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Brb gotta wash my eyes with a belt sander

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I wish that genie had never turned me into a human.

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The b in my name stands for moron.

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Ghost Rider and Roast Guider.

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I sit cross-legged on the toilet.

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I'm full of macroplastics

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Hitney Wewston

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Morbidly a beast

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Waterboarding myself with the movie theater butter dispenser.

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Needless to say,

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I'm mad at bath.

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Being bilingual literally means you have two tongues.

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The scream I scram.

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I haven't shit myself all year!

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I'm a big fan of pooping in a toilet.

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I have no control over the sounds that come out of me.

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Kinda wish I was in a parasocial relationship.